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Down and Bad Romance Guitar Cover

2010-08-17T23:24:00.000+08:00

World's Greatest Job

2009-10-24T14:53:00.006+08:00

hey pep!!its been some time since we posted up something..its cause that both me and yit having our finals so we wont b posting much stuff up!!

anyway here are some of the greatest job in the world!!

10)

Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps

google has weird way of extending their google map..how??apprently they hire 2 very lucky "Gay" young men to ride on their specially made tricycle(which to me looks like made in melaka) to travel around france to snap up photos historical sites that are inaccessible by car. since its not accessible by car so the only way to go in is by tricycle and this three-wheeler is a sight with its long pole holding nine cameras, a GPS, a computer and a generator.

dont be surprise if u start seeing me and yit wei cycling around malaysia with a tricycle like that!!

9)

Condom tester

yup..u heard it right!!there's actually a job which needs u to wear their condom and well..use it and give opinion!! An australian manufacturer called for application for what they so called THE WORLD's BEST JOB - condom tester. the task is simple, u will receive a free $60 selection of durex product and use it however you like and give honest feedback about the product's "performance". and if your lucky you may win another $1000 bonus for using their product!!who wouldn't mind free condom and $$$$.

8)

Candy taster

imagine that your job only require you to eat candy!!and better yet they pay u to eat!!thats what happen to this lucky schoolboy Harry Willsher, which has the post of chief taster in a sweet factory.how cool is that..

7)

Wine tester and blogger

Imagine moving to the heart of Sonoma County, where every day you'll come home to more than 450 wineries along the beautiful northern coast of California. Picture living rent free, learning the intricacies of making the perfect wine, and capturing and sharing the entire experience for your network of Twitter followers. Now imagine getting paid $10,000a month to do it. Listening? Hardy Wallace of Atlanta, the first person to submit his application, was the winner for the position at Murphy-Goode Winery— a $10,000 p/mo for six months, rent-free job updating Twitter and Facebook with his winery lifestream. Theinterview process was simple: submit a YouTube video explaining why you would be good for the job and wait to see what happens.

6)

World of Warcraft Tester

must i say more??title says it all!!all you need to do is to play WOW for at least 4 hours perday..

5)

Professional prostitute tester

here goes the story:Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain ofthe job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year.

i didn' know brothel need a quality control too??speaking of professional huh!!they even need to hire a SPECIALIST to interview prostitute!but how come they aint any for gays??if only they had 1

4)

Resort waterslide tester

all you have to do is go around the globe and test all the waterslide!!!thats Tommy Lynch job.he works for holiday giant First Choice, checking the height, speed, water quantity and landing of the flumes, as well as all safety aspects. In 2008 Mr Lynch tested waterslides at holiday villages in Lanzarote, Majorca, Egypt, Turkey, Costa Del Sol, Cyprus, Algarve, Dominican Republic and Mexico. This year he will quality control First Choice's new splash resorts in Greece, Turkey, Florida, Jamaica and Ibiza.

Liverpool-born Mr Lynch, whose job title is lifestyle product development manager, was recruited to identify the very best pools to be featured in First Choice's new Splash Resort collection. He also ensures potential new resorts are up to the company's standard

3)

Luxury bed tester

A student from Birmingham City University has landed her dream job...literally! Sleeping on the job and having a lie-in will no longer be a problem for a girl, who has been selected to test out luxury beds for a month and get paid for it.

Roisin Madigan, 22, is earning £1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month. The student is helping with a "sleep survey" carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd. The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel. General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night's sleep. She will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company's showroom in Edgbaston, and then will blog about her experiences

2)

Paradise island caretaker

Ben Southall, 34, of Petersfield, beat out nearly 35,000 applicants from around the world for the dream assignment to swim, explore and relax on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef, while writing a blog to promote the area. He was selected for the $111,000 gig - a six-month contract to serve as caretaker of a tropical Australian island. He now has to live rent-free in a three-bedroom villa, complete with pool.

Before getting the job he had to spend four days on the island for an extended interview process, which required applicants to snorkel through crystalline waters, gorge themselves at a beachside barbecue and relax at a spa. He also had to demonstrate his blogging abilities, take swimming tests and sit through in-person interviews

and the best job in the world goes to.........

1)
YiTken Blog caretaker

must i elaborate more????its the craziest yet the best job in the world and its us!!what more can u ask for?

Best Lost and Found Sign

2009-09-19T17:44:00.021+08:00

Flowchart for vacancies in YiTKeN

2009-08-25T02:11:00.005+08:00

Hey everyone! YiTKeN is gonna open up some job vacancies for those interested to find a job with us! This is a flowchart for you to see whether you are qualified to work with us amd some possible are of work which you would be in you do qualify to work for us.

So yea what are you guys waiting for? want a job? call us now!!

Disclaimer: YiTKeN is NOT responsible for any actions taken by any invidual after refering to the flowchart

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

2009-08-23T18:09:00.004+08:00

Remember those time after high skool, we crack our head to figure out what should i study??which course to study in uni?which field of career suits me best and bla bla bla...
Fortunately for some people they already have an idea what they wanna do!!but what bout others?
so for our next assignment we YitKen try to come out with the best way to help u figure our which career suits u the most!!
And Well, we've come up with a simpler, more realistic flowchart specially for our readers out there.

Power Rangers

2009-08-01T23:16:00.005+08:00

yeahhhhh the 6 rangers!!! from left, the green ranger, the red ranger, the white ranger, the orange ranger, the blue ranger and the pink ranger!!!(just in case ya'll dont know what color they are wearing) first off, meet the white ranger. sadly there isnt any much white things around so he had to use the floor. but then again this just means that without him, none of us will be standing! hah!

then lets meet the pink ranger! this pose was actually hers but then the citizens of sunway pyramid thought that the pose was so nice that they used the pose to attract customers!

next up is the green ranger! being so popular, the ppl took her color and used it as the primary color the shop and the shop is doing good now lol

this is the orange ranger! he is one of the more famous rangers that citizens of sunway pyramid actually made an street just for him! eventhough its just a short street but a sttreet is a street nonetheless haha

and now its the blue ranger! well u cant see his face clearly from here can u cause the picture is real small. but let me tell u, he's so handsome that sunway lagoon made him their mascot! so u see,he's actually standing to his exact duplicate! so that statue over there, thats how he really looks like!!

and last but not least its the red ranger! well nothing much can be said here except that the silver thing between this dudes leg is the dustbin and that a person was actually waiting for the red ranger to finish taking his picture before that person can actually throw rubbish haha

and thats it for the power ranger post! and btw if u all wondering why yit stil havent done his sex change operation, its cause saving the world is more important than a sex change at this point! so be patient alright guys hahahah

Go go Power Rangers!

2009-08-01T00:29:00.004+08:00

Well welll it was the annual yitken celebration of power rangers! come on we know that all of u had once watched this oh so famous cartoon when u were little kids before right? well yitken was a big big BIG fan of it and so we have decided to make 1 day of our hectic life a power ranger day! sadly one of the members of yitken wasnt there to celebrate with us cause he was busy preparing but we have new members of the elite power ranger group!!! so meet the rangers!!

theres one ranger left out which is the pink ranger cause she's the camera woman so yea. well actually we dont have much pictures about it so yea this is all for this post. we'll be updating much more details when we get the pictures so stay tuned!!!!!

HUI QI!

2009-07-27T01:23:00.002+08:00

Meet my new friend Hui Qi =)

Sex change mission

2008-11-10T17:11:00.009+08:00

Alrightyy people.... as u all know, i am going to go for a sex change and i only want to add/remove organs from my body, not touching the face because, as we all know, my face is already as pretty as can be! Long eye lashes, nice eyes, perfect hair, u name it, i got it..... i have the perfect face for a girl so i wont do anything to my face.. but before i go for the major operation, i wanna know how pretty i will really look if i had the operation, so i decided to try it out first..... i wore some girls clothes and accessories and here is how i look!!!!

im pretty shy about it being my first time and all so i didnt show my face in any of the pictures but i must say, i thought i look really good!!! and i just realize that i have sexy legs too!! well its just a wee bit hairy but that problem can be solvedd.. but i wasnt satisfied... saying i look good doesnt satisfy me... i need others to tell me i look good!!! so yea i went and join a paegent.. the MISS EMMERGE 2008 BEAUTY PAEGENT(not to be confused with MISS EMERGE, notice the double M in my paegent, but its being blocked by my arm)... i cant wait for my hair to grow first cause otherwise i wud have to join the 2010 paegent and i cant wait that long.. i wanna go for the sex change as soon as possible... so i practised walking in heels, speaking, and acting like a girl... sort of like a crash course... learning all those in like 2 weeks? and went to join the competition and well what do u know

I WON!!!! FIRST PLACE!! I WON A BEAUTY PAEGENT AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE MY SEX CHANGE OPERATION YETT!!! now imagine if i really did the operation... i wud probably look better than MISS EMERGE 2007 winner SARAH POH.. and many people already says she is pretty.. so anywayyyy after i won the competition, i have been offered numerous modelling offers but as i am still studying and in the midst of my exams, i chose the easiest one for now.. moddeling for blogs selling clothings... here goessss

my first time doing this, i forgot to turn off the flashh... hahahah

much better, but i was abit nervous so yeahands being shakey and alll so its abit blurrr

and finally!!! promoting a new brand which will be released in year 2227, SPG~! the future of all clothings.... after taking the pictures, i went to the dressing room and change and even though i just won the beauty paegent, paparazzi's are all over me!!!

good thing i learn from others mistakes and never wear anything too revealing inside =) and there u have it, mission success!!! so dear readers, yitwei will go for his opration soon enough so just wait!!! =)

-YiT-

exams!

2008-10-22T17:28:00.001+08:00

exams baby!!!! thats why we aint bloggging cause we be concentrating in our studies!!! everyday study until the wee hours in the morning. discussing our future plans and all that. dont worry we'll be posting after the exams

OLYMPICS baby!!

2008-08-10T21:57:00.006+08:00

hey people..i know that most of you think that our blog is dead..but too bad our blog is not dead yet..as yit wei say..we are training for some dance..and we are on the way on posting it up now..and the other reason was i did a lil bit of homework on checking out the background of the Olympics since the Olympics is now happening...

well..i know you guys know all the history and it all started from Athens and bla bla bla..but as we the yitken do not find those normal boring history..we went search for those Olympics that suitable for us,so we went a step further to find those sports that suitable and guess what we found??

this is what we called the Armageddon style.

and yup..you guys guess it right..that will be us doing that in the next coming Olympics in 4 years time..so don't be surprise if you see us in the coming Olympic in U.K

BACK!!

2008-07-29T19:09:00.001+08:00

Alright people!! we are back on! we are going to make a dance video soon enough and then we'll post it up here so keep on viewing!

2008-05-27T23:15:00.003+08:00

alrite people this post is for my good friend yit wei who had make up his mind to change sex..thx to all u guys out there to who support him....and this post specially for u,and this come from the bottom of my heart.=D

oo...i had a lot to say,was thinking my time away,i miss u and things werent the same
cause everything inside never comes out rite when i see u cry it makes me wanna diee...
im sorry im bad
im sorry im blue
im sorry about all the things i said to you and i know..i cant take it back..
i love how u kiss, i love all your sound and baby u make my world go round and i just wanted to say...im sorry
every single day i think about how we came all this way, the sleepness night and the tears u cry and its never to late to MAKE IT RIGHT...

-ken-

Yes its true

2008-05-12T23:38:00.003+08:00

yes dear fans it is true. we have decided to go public on this. the reason we havent been updating the blog is because we were too busy. i wanna go for a sex change operation because when i saw the magazine it was the perfect body! he/she has become my idol and i wanna be just like him/her and win beauty contest. this is because kokken has already set his targets in bodybuilding. if we both join the competition, there will only be one winner(obviously me) and he wont be able to win anything so ive decided to end my winning streak to give ken a chance to win. i now aim for beauty paegents and tranny awards and hope i will be able to win it. we will then have a perfect family =) a champion male and a champion "female" in the family! so yea now i need to go for counselling and join a group cause this is a major decision and it will affect my life. i mean our (me and ken's) life. so if all of u dear readers support this move please say so in the comment box. ur support will be greatly appreciated! btw the picture earlier was just a rough sketch and after professional photoshop we have come up with a new picture which i will paste on the bedroom door. this will remind me what i wanna become everytime i wake up!

this is the final product and what i will look like if i undergo the sex change. to me, it looks perfect! hope everyone out there thinks the same too!

-yit-

YIT WEI LIL SECRET

2008-05-08T17:21:00.006+08:00

hey people..its been a while since we update our blog..mainly is because my gay partner is planning to go for an operation to CHANGE SEX..yup..u heard me right..his now going for counseling and seeking for more advice to weather to go on for the operation or not..

this had happen a while ago when i send him the e-mail about this gal(as u can c at the pic above there)..apparently this gal was born as a male but she went for a operation to change sex when she was 17.and she even won the MISS TIFFANY AWARD(is some sort of tranny beauty competition) and ironically this had inspired YIT WEI to be just like her...and yit wei even told me that he want to join the miss tiffany..o well...hope that he could win with this photo..
(p.s - i found this photo hidden deep inside his closet under the piles of G-STRING)
by the way, yit..sorry that i got to BOCOR-kan ur lil secret...hope u don't mind i tell our loyal readers about it..
(we will update more about his progression of changing sex in our later post)

-ken-

the dance

2008-04-11T20:35:00.002+08:00

this is the original dance video. just for the new people or those interested in it so they do not have to look for it haha and it is our most highly commented post in this blog with a total number of 3 comments! it is our biggest achievement so we want all to see it =D

TAG again,

2008-03-25T00:17:00.002+08:00

tagged by, chia ling
1. who is your all time inspiration?
- i must say that its yitken.

2. have you had a crush on me?
- crush on ourself..got to say thats a certain yes..

3. if you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you and why?
- yit wei, kok ken and yitken. i guessed that we just cant live without each other.

4. where is the place that you wanna go to the most?
- www.yitken.blogspot.com.

5. if you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
- we've always wanted to meet the special one for us, and now we did! a dream come true i must say

6. do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- nah.i just believe in seeing hot bodies after rain.

7. what are you afraid to lost the most now?
- our virginity! good luck to us

8. if you win $1, what would you do?
- start a GAY club

9.if you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him or her?
- wel..it seems that we already did..

10. list out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- HAHAHAHA..im still thinking..

11. what are the requirements that you wish for your other half?
- must have handsome faces, hot bodies... looks like we both met our criteria

12.12. which type of person do you hate the most?
- GAYS!!!

13. highlight of the week?
- owhh..tough question..i got to say its my underwear.

14. if you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or keep quiet?
- well..we both understand each other very well..so theres nothing to point out.

15. what do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- MY UNDERWEAR...and yit..u still haven return my underwear yet..

16. are you a shopaholic?
- yea..i guessed that i need to b 1 soon if he doesnt return my underwear.

17. what's on your mind right now?
- UNDERWEAR

18. if you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- er..bigger ASSETS so that he could leave my underwear in peace.

19. what's the last shocking thing that you seen or heard?
- that he took all my underwear.

20. what's bothering you lately?
- my underwear.='(

21. now tag five of your friends.
- airin, jay dee,jeff, kokfye, laura, lichuen, lijun, melissa, rachaelooi, rachelsoon, sarahquinhui, soofun, sook yin, yun yee.

election??maybe...

2008-03-10T16:21:00.002+08:00

well...i hate to admit this but yes I'm am planning to run for the next election together with yit wei as my adviser..and it will be an interesting and entertaining party as we know that both us has all the criteria to be a candidate for the coming election and on top of that we have the looks, the body, the balls which most of them doesn't have..and i know appearance plays a big roll in election and maybe that's why hannah yeoh won because she's pretty...but but..we know that we(yitken) are much better looking,hotter,sweeter then her..besides that what can be more interesting then both the adviser and the president share the same underwear..=D

and yit faster wash and return back all my underwear..u curi all of them without telling me and now im basically wearing the wearing my housemate lingerie...well.it does make my butt look sexier.....(what am i saying)..EHH..faster return back la..i need it desperately..and send it back here at setapak kie..thx.

-ken-

Elections

2008-03-08T22:24:00.003+08:00

March 8 being elections, my dear friend kokken has made up his mind. For the next election, he is going to run for it and he will represent a new party called "YiTKeN" which we will register the moment we are eligable. Elections will most probably be in the next 4 years so that gives us plenty of time to prepare for it, but kokken being himself has already started preparing for it and he has made a draft for his speech. I was looking in his underwear drawer cause i wanted to look for one which i can fit in cause i ran out of clean underwear. It took me some time to look for the right size cause as all of you would know, all his sizes are too small for me and i cant fit in his underwear cause.... err... his "package" is much much smaller than mine. so yea but i dug deep and i found one which can fit me and i also found his draft for the speech. it was well hidden so because he didnt want anyone to read it before it was ready, but i found it, but i will not leak out any of it because it is all private and confidential and it is not done yet so we will just have to wait until the elections to hear his speeches. so for now, keep in mind that if you see a YiTKeN poster, or anyone representing it in the next 4 years, dont hesitate. VOTE!!

If we already have your vote, please say so at the comment box and kokken will highly reward you! if he doesn't then u can call our hotline number 014-3227537 or his own personal number 017-3276678

yit

Happy Moments

2008-02-28T00:12:00.008+08:00

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NOT dead

2008-02-25T20:01:00.003+08:00

hello again dear loyal readers. well actually i bet many of u think that this blog is now dead. you people were never so wrong in your life! we havent been posting for a month now and the only reason is just because we were getting too many complaints. i know most of our loyal readers want us to post more and i know we have ALOT of loyal readers, but u must understand that this is an entertainment blog. we have been getting complaints from other blogs saying that our blog has been getting all the attention and that nobody have been visiting their blog anymore cause they always only visit ours and they will be happy all day long. alot of people especially and Jeffrey and Li Jun and Chia Ling have been complaining to us that they made a blog to tell people bout their life, and if nobody is reading their blog, its no use for them to even make a blog so we decided that since our blog is just for entertainment purposes only, we would not ruin peoples lives and yea this is a happy blog so we will not make people sad by this blog. so we decided to stop posting to let them have their happiness back by letting people read their blog and we did and they were happy for awhile but then looks like, just as any of our loyal readers, they cant live without our blog. they are only happy for awhile when people are reading their blog but they are always happy when our blog was active then, and they start regretting for telling us to stop posting and now they are asking us to post back cause they miss our blog so much(read the cbox). so therefore our blog is now active once again and please stop by to visit our blog but u must not forget to visit other friends blog too, instead of just ours, and then everybody will be happy . have a nice day =)

our new HOTLINE number

2008-01-26T19:28:00.000+08:00

alright people if you have any trouble regrading any problems..please feel free to call us at our new hotline number - 014-3227537 or 014-3227357.(I'm not sure which is the correct number but it is 1 of this number. you may wan to try your luck and dial any 1 of this number,you never know you might get lucky and get us)

if you feel bored you can even prank call us..that is if you get the correct number and get to contact us..but since now yit wei is holding the number so it's okie to prank call or kacau him as much as you wan..

Tag

2008-01-15T17:32:00.000+08:00

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it total 20 questions, then tag to 11 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.You must link to the one who tag you, then spread it to 11 people, let the game go on, return the tag to sender is prohibited.

1.What is your dream when during your childhood?we've always wanted to meet the special one for us, and now we did! a dream come true i must say

2.Rainy days or sunny days? Why?Sunny. because we can always have the excuse that it is hot to strip and clothes and show off our bodies

3. Which colour do you prefer? Black or white. we life to have a colorful life just like our blog, not black or white

4. Who would you marry?we're still young and have many years ahead of us.. but if everything goes just as planned, we will marry each other bye year 2020!

6. What part of yourself do you love the most?hmmm where shud we start... our handsome faces? or maybe our hot bodies... big arms? muscular legs? or pumped up privates? well we must say that we love the WHOLE package..

7. What are you most afraid of losing?our virginity! god luck to us

8. If you met someone you love, would you confess to him or just keep it a secret?well we both already know that we love each other so yea its all said and done

9. What question is this? 9

10. What qualities do you want in your other half?must have handsome faces, hot bodies... looks like we both met our criteria

11. Till now, what is the moment that you regret most?we do not regret as all our decision are made together with agreement

12. Which type of person you hate most?GAYS

13. What is your ambition?we've always wanted to be body builders, but then we decided to become famous and pursue acting instead

14. Would you rather be someone else at this very moment?not at all.. life is good as it is when you found the one you love..

15. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?our dream came true which is said in number 1

16. What do you think that is most important thing in your life?Family. and future family, and family to be, and friends, and our loyal fans!

17. Who's your favourite cartoon character?dont know?

18. What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?you wouldnt know would you...

19. Who do you wanna meet at least once before you die?profesional body builders, and actors, except stephen chow... we've met him already....

20. The most worthwhile decision you've ever made in your life so far?start a blog?.

who we wanna tag?

airin, jeff, kokfye, laura, lichuen, lijun, melissa, rachaelooi, rachelsoon, soofun, sook yin

school

2008-01-06T18:40:00.000+08:00

school started for yitwei.. wat a sad thing to happen.. o well.. life is life and we gotta live with it lol so yea we will still be posting on our blog so dont worry! but it wont be as regular lol anyway wish all of you readers a happy new year and have fun with school or college or anything u guys are doing..

yitken dance.

2007-12-18T21:47:00.001+08:00

alright people..today we are officially showing you guys out there our famous yitken dance..this is what we been doing this few days and we been training for quite some time to perfect this spectacular dance..

so lets get started.

that was yit wei doing solo dance..it look SOOO dumb that even i ask him to teach me that dance..yesh..you heard it right..he TAUGHT me that TUTTT dance..and soon it became the yitken trademark dance..welll...

this was the trial and i got to say that this looks much better then our original dance and its all because of my sesat dance there...=D

and this is our trademark the yitken dance..hope you guys will enjoy it.=D
-ken-

another free hug campaign??

2007-12-13T18:46:00.000+08:00

yup..you heard it right..and you even saw the video of our free hugs...and we are gonna plan for another free hug campaign as our 1st free hug campaign is too short for us and i dont get to hold the cardboard as i was the only professional camera-man there..if only i hold the cardboard im pretty sure that i will get more hugs then fong you...

now we are in the process of planning our next stop for our campaign..so do support us if you there..we will update you guys if we are planning to do another campaign and i hope this time we will get more support from you guys...
and gals..its your chance to hug our actor woo yit wei...do not miss this chance and u may hug as many times as you wan...

-ken-

The free hugs campaign!

2007-12-12T23:23:00.000+08:00

yes people.. just like wat the title said.. we did a free hugs campaign recently at the curve on 9th december... and it was a total success!.. a total of 7 of us went to the curve for the campaign and we have a rough total of 16 hugs from random people!... fongyou got the most with around 15... yitwei got only 1 and others got 0.. well dun think wrongly.. this is just because fongyou hogged the cardboard with the sign "free hugs" practically the whole time.. when i just took it out he snatched it from me and therefore he got all the hugs.. so please do not think wrongly.. we could have gotten 100 over hugs if fongyou hadn't hogged the board.. o well.. it was over and we still did get some hugs.. so overall it is a success! haha.. here are some videos of the campaign..

well hope u like them and we will be updating soon!

-yit-

Coming soon

2007-12-10T04:39:00.000+08:00

dear loyal readers, the reason for the lay off for this week is because we were preparing for our first campaign which we hosted just today... and it was a success! it is a surprise and we will not tell u what campaign is it so you will have to wait... all pictures and videos is still in the camera and as soon as we get it into the computer we will post it up and u will have the time of your life! so dont stop checking our blog! u will not regret this.. =)

no comment..

2007-12-01T00:08:00.000+08:00

err..well..yit is right.its sad to say that cats earn more then me..yup..u heard it right..those cat at the KFC commercial earn more then i do.i know i know..its sad rite...DAMN!!see..who say animals are useless..its sad to see that those once a stray cat can earn more money then a healthy handsome 18 year "YOUNG" guy..and thx to the fast improving market..now they even hired animals more then human...and yet their salary are much higher then us..but their pay aint that much different from yit pay..so dont give me that type of look..
so guys..whenever your thinking acting as your career..think twice..because at any point,cats can get paid more then you do..unless your as handsome as yit then u might stand a chance to get paid slighty more then cats..=D

-ken-

perfect present..

2007-11-28T23:41:00.000+08:00

yes looks like u all can finally see my advertisement... to tell u the truth.. i too have totally no idea what the advertisement is about... but i dont really care... at least i got some money.. well more money than ken when he did his advertisement... just to let u all know... he acted in a kfc commercial and he was on tv... well half of him... and totally not focused... at least people can see my face clearly.. ahah... and yea his ad got cancelled cause of his face problems... read it in our archives the whole story is there somewhere.. month of october and the title is "not as good"... and just to let u all know... yea he got paid... but cats got more pay than him... yeap thats right... CATS... in the kfc fishburger advertisement, the cats are getting more pay than our friend ken over here... just imagine how much he's getting =)

-yit-

yit wei's commercial..

2007-11-26T21:12:00.000+08:00

okie guys..this is what you all have been waiting for..yit wei astro commercial..although its been air quite some time in astro..but for ppl like me who have astro but doesnt seem to have luck to watch his ad..heres the chance to view it on our blog...

if you guys cant spot yit wei..here's a hint..you see the guy who run like a jakon..yup..the 1st fellow who run like there's a gay den on the other side.yup..thats him..honestly i have no idea whats the commercial about..but what it seems to me is they are running on top of the mountain to watch some "TIGER SHOW" and once they saw it they cheer.
heard he say it is time,brother to brother,strength to strength,courage fill with our empty spaces...
let me translate that..brother to brother basiclly mean that guy to guy = gay...strength to strength means something like you know.when gays make love they............so they will use strength to compare see who's "THING" is stronger....courage fill with our empty spaces is just some pick-up-line to get guy..dont trust me??just say that to any chicken rice dude..99% of them will say that your handsome...

see..even astro support gay people...

inflation?

2007-11-24T01:27:00.000+08:00

yes just like my business partner here said.. the price of flour went up... so our toilet paper price must go up too.. as u all know.. toilet paper is made from flour.. so the cost of making the toilet paper is more expensive.. therefore we must sell at a higher price to rake in more income... but our prices will not go up so soon... we are giving our dear readers time to take the shocking surprise and let all of you buy it before its too late... but hurry now while there is still time... online booking can be made aswell if one does not have any form of phone.... kindly send your mail to loyal_bolton@hotmail.com (company email) for reservations... do not hesitate or stocks will be gone... as u all know our toilet paper is the top quality hand made toilet paper in malaysia... it is one of the top 10 inventions of all our 5 inventions we have invented so far.. here is a sentence which i copied from an article in the magazine "top malaysian invention"... in the toiletries section, "the unknown brand of yit&ken toilet papers is not selling at any stores in malaysia but it's quality hand work is no doubt the best in malaysia. only purchasable online, it sells cheap for such a perfect toilet paper.. it can wipe practically anything off of everything and will be taking part in the 'invention of the year' award year 2007" .. everything i just written is not made up.. it is published in a magazine and therefore true... do not think otherwise... so before we start getting orders from all over malaysia, we are giving you, our loyal readers, a chance to get it quick fast and now... so don't be shy and call or mail us for our products now...

-yit-

new product..(toilet paper)

2007-11-23T20:40:00.000+08:00

if you guys wanna buy be quick cause we have limited stock...well..u know..since the price of flour goes up...we may need to increase the price of our product as well..so before we raise our price,do buy if interested..and we also sell toilet paper as well..but of cause if your the 1st 50 customer then you will get a free roll of toilet paper and if your not the 1st 50 customer dont be sad..we also sell toilet paper as well..so if interested plz call kok ken(017-3276678) or yit wei (017-3260521)...our toilet paper is the top handmade toilet paper in malaysia..and its in our top 10 list of the best invention on the yitken blog...

-ken-

for sale

2007-11-23T14:08:00.000+08:00

i hope you people like our new product.. those interested in having one please call kokken(017-3276678) or yitwei(017-3260521).. only RM9.99 for this piece of masterpiece and if u are one of the first 50 people we will throw in free toilet paper and for the 1st 5 customer will get exclusive autograph from kok ken and yit wei.. a once in a lifetime offer =D (first come first serve basis).. artwork will be sent to your house for a cheap price of RM3.50 no matter where your house is... all items are bound to hardwork tax of 35%.. so all in all the whole thing would cost RM18.22.. not a heavy price for a girl(or guy) of your dream dont you think? so what are you waiting for?! call now and be happy for the rest of your lives, or don't call and see other people being happy for the rest of their lives.. satisfaction guaranteed..

-yit-

new product...

2007-11-22T00:47:00.001+08:00

hey guys..sorry that we didnt update our blog..yit was right..we were doing our secret survey..and like he say..we were very surprise on the result..the count is still incresing even though we not updating our blog..

the reason that we didnt update our blog is because we are creating our new product for guys who had a hard time to buy gift..dont worry guys..our blog offer not only advice but the best gift which you can give to your dream gal as well..for preview this is our new product..

we been working very hard to make this in order for guys out there to show out their love and support to our blog...and sorry for the blurr image.this is because yit is suck at taking photo..his just not as good as mel...

and this are the comments from our loyal reader...

queenie~ says:
thats so not you!omg what happened to you kok ken.

xin : "VERY NICE,VERY SWEET"

Elaine :
thattt.. the first girl who new what is was...is the great almighty girl..... really intelligent... caring.. and everything nice..named Elaine and she is really cooool and and i like fish.. becoz i am a fish i like fish.. becoz i am a fish....becoz fish is nice..fish is swe......
(okie okie..thats enough..thx for ur long COMMENT elaine)

FongYou : Who's the U??ur gf isit?ccb(no idea why he say ccb)

well..i hate to say this...but i gave this thing to yit on his bday...and apparently he love it so much till he frame it under his bed..now that's a NEW WAY OF FRAME right there..

-ken-

Secret survey

2007-11-12T18:51:00.000+08:00

dear loyal readers.. if u are all wondering why we have not been posting anything lately, its because we were doing a secret survey... we stopped posting for quite some time but the view count is still increasing.. this is just to check the loyalty of our readers and we have to say we're impressed... good work and keep reading this blog! it is not dead YET and wont be anytime soon so dont worry everybody, ur favourite blog will still be around!

2007-10-30T22:33:00.000+08:00

alrite before i start i wanna give my tribute to the late TAN SRi Lim GOh TONG who had contribute so much to malaysia as he is the 1st and the last person in malaysia who open a casino legally.so people be greatful that u get to go genting not just gamble but get to try our pick-up-line on the rich girls..who knows maybe u get to get 1 back home??okie..back to tribute..so people once your reading this,please give a minute of silence to pay your last respect to TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG..

okie...now this blog is back to business..i been away for far too long and the blog is so dull..yit just cant do it alone cant ya..too bad you need me to make this blog interesting..

sorry guys for not to be able to be entertain you guys out there because i been kinda busy nowadays..guess that yit just suck at entertain you guys..cis cis..cant blame ya.and till now i still havent see ur ad yet..must be u not handsome enough thats why the manager dont wanna memalukan ur reputation..so thats why they limit your ad so that they dont get boo..but then they cant dont show the ad because they waste so much money on it..so now all they can do is just limit it hope that ppl dont see your ad..

alrite people we had a bad news for you guys....we wanna tell you guys out there that we had currently on hold our current project which is the pick-up-lines...this is due tight schedule that we have..but we had been trying to get contact with 1 of the winners from a beauty pageant..this will be a great chance for guys out there who wanna get better interaction with girls..we will try our best to interview her..we will update you guys once we get the chance to interview her...
if any girls wanna know the secret of how guys pikat girls or how to pikat guy then u can directly call me or yit wei and send me a photo of yourself and you will get a free date session either with the famous actor STEPHEN CHOW a.k.a KOK KEN or the upcoming star YIT WEI...its a rare chance to get to date 1 of us..SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR??HURRY!!come date us while stock(date) last...1st come 1st serve basis(only available for girls)

-ken-

hmmm hmmmm

2007-10-20T22:54:00.000+08:00

well yea... after u posted our visitors shot up to 900+... but before that was 880+ if im not wrong... WOW... 20 PEOPLE!!.... not bad... not bad at all... ur lucky i didnt see the count when i posted mine.. but im sure its way more than urs anytime... we can have a poll on it... see who is more interesting... but i dont wanna hurt ur feelings after knowing the truth... so just forget bout the poll la k.. ahhah...

u sit for 24 hours and still cant see me? i know why ad la... its cause ur not handsome enough.. astro dont wanna waste their time showing people like u my advertisement... so they dont... u know astro can track which user is wathing what channel.. i think when they fix astro on ur house the fella go and tell the big boss that ur not handsome.. so the big boss always monitor what channel ur watching... so he dont put my advertisement on the channel u watching.. must be it la.. no other reason ad... haha... o well... dont worry though... u cant help it... its not your fault.. i got your back!!.. =D

-yit-

hmmm....

2007-10-20T00:13:00.000+08:00

i wanna thanks every1 for wishing me a happy birthday...and sorry for not replying you guys cause so ngam my credit "Kong" plus expired today...auww..thats so sweet of u yit..you should had brought it for me then it will be so special for me..cause every one's not buying for me..so if you buy for me then your the odd 1 out there..and i was so wrong about you..i though u were a great partner who would buy me a nokia N95 but i was so wrong...but nvm..its never too late for you to buy me 1...=D

okie..lets c..my post is not as long as yours??well..maybe your right..but i just realise something..for the past week i had not post anything and our visitor is not increasing..but once i post my "I'M BACK" post it terus shoot up to 900+ visitors...well..if my post is not interesting then my statistic says otherwise..hmm..seems like u need to improve your writing skills...seems like u have a big body but small brains..

and yes..i was sitting at in front of my TV to prove that your theory is right..but somehow..its sad to say.it didn't work for me..i wanted to be proud of you..but seems like astro just didn't want that..oo.weell..guess that your not as handsome as me..that's why.

DAMN!!for once you got it right on the spot..well..i hate to admit this..acting just doesn't suits me

ooo..by the way people..im still waiting for my NOKIA N95!!!
-ken-

Not as good

2007-10-19T22:11:00.001+08:00

well ken.. looks like ur just not as good as me... there are lots of reason to why i said this.. here goes...

ur "im back" post is not as good as mine.. mine is much longer and much more interesting... more people read my post... maybe this is because ur popularity is not as high as mine... im just more popular, so people are just more interested in me... even though ur the famous actor stephen chow, looks like people these days are more interested in body builders... so they prefer me... im sorry ken but looks like im more popular than u..

ur eyes are not as good as mine.. u stoned in front of the tv for 24 hours and u still didnt manage to see my advertisement.. maybe because my eyes are more pretty... people say i have long eyelashes and pretty eyes.. some people are jealous of my eyes too... this means that my eyes are nicer... sad to say ken, but my eyes are much better than urs...

ur advertisement is not as good as mine... u see ken, maybe they did limit my ad to once every 2 days for each channel, but still people manage to see it... unlike ur kfc advertisement, i only saw it once and alot of other people didnt even see it... i have a guess to why it is like that though... i asked a reliable soure about ur advertisement cause i only saw it once.. this is what he said.. "ur lucky u can even see the ad... now people cant even see it anymore!.. it has been banned.. u see, boss wasnt around when they aired the advertisement cause he was on holiday.. but the moment he came back and saw it, he asked to ban the advertisement as well as all other fast food advertisement... this is because of the background actor.... the production crew tried their best to hide him.... only putting half of his body and face on screen, but that is just not enough... he is just too ugly... people tend to look at him rather than the whole advertisement itself... so boss decided to ban the advertisement.. as for all the other advertisement, he just wanted to jaga the backgound actor feelings"... yes ken.. im afraid he's talking bout u... so when u say im not as handsome as u, u got it the other way round.. ur not as handsome as me actually.. basicly, ur looks are not as good as mine... but dont worry.. u were born like that.. u cand help it.. so just ignore it okay?

ur talent is not as good as mine... well basicly, i was main actor, u were background actor... easy enough to see... i more talented than u ken.. no hard feelings =)

its ur birthday today!! happy birthday!! from ur one true gay partner... actually i already wanted to get u a nokia n95 and an i-phone for ur birthday... i called the shops and ordered it already.. but when i read ur post and read the part where u wrote "if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys" i started to think.. im ur one true and nice good handsome gay partner.. not just a friend. i immediately called the shops and cancelled the order... i dont wanna give u what other people is giving u.. i wanna be special... so for this birthday of yours, im gonna give u... get ready for this.... NOTHING!!!... all the other people are giving u presents.. so by giving u nothing., im the odd one out and u will remember me!!! so once again happy birthday!!

-yit-

IM BACK!!

2007-10-18T17:15:00.003+08:00

hey people..sorry for not posting at our blog..this is mainly because i accidentally spill water on my laptop few days back so it kinda spoil for a while...but now my laptop is back on track thanks to our great doctor

so..has anyone seen yit wei's advertisement yet??if you haven't that's normal and lets admit it..yit's idea of asking us to stone at the sofa and watch 1 channel for 24 hours just doesn't work..and
yesh..i hate to admit this,i actually did that just to watch my his advertisement but apparently i don't see his ad anywhere..maybe this is because yit is not as handsome as me,so they might limit his advertisement to once every 2 days for 1 channel..so if anyone still havent saw his ad..don't feel bad.its just him.so don't waste your precious time to see him but do watch my advertisment..yup..you hear me right..i have acted on some advertisement too for KFC...but then sadly the government had banned all the fast food restaurant so my advertisement never manage to come out..but i guarantee you that my ad is much nicer then his and well..about the payment..let just say that it is quite reasonable for me..

ooo...and people..my birthday is tomorrow..so this is what i want
1)NOKIA N95
2)I-PHONE

if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys...
cheers...

-ken-

Bloggers block

2007-10-17T01:39:00.000+08:00

sorry people... but we are having a terrible condition which is known as bloggers block... this is the reason why we have not posted up anything latley... dont worry tho... we are asking a great doctor who can handle this problem to treat us and we will be posting soon! so please continue to check our blog regularly!

YIT WEI CELEBRATION!!

2007-10-11T18:04:00.000+08:00

alrite people..seems that yit wei advertisment is out..that means that he got his pay-check too...

so...shall we ugut him to belanja us makan??it wont be too mahal..of cause we dont wanna burden him..plus his exam just over..so lets go makan at tai thong..just the perfect celebration for our star...
okie yit wei??

if any1 agree plz tell us at our cbox...maybe..just maybe if we have enough people to ugut him then we may get to eat there for free....plus u get a copy of his autograph for free!!!get to eat with our star plus free autograph..doesnt sound too bad right?

jess.ling suggested it..=D..

I'M BACK!!~~

2007-10-10T15:28:00.000+08:00

yea people!!.. im back.. ahha.. i know u all misssed me... thanks kokken for telling them the reason why i havent been posting lately... and thanks for posting stuff alone just so our loyal readers are not bored! dont worry now im back and we can do it together again! =D

exams are just over.. but that's only part of the reason why i havent been posting for awhile... well.. of course i had to study and all.. i was pretty much at home sitting at the study table studying all my subjects for the exam other than the times when i went out to various chicken rice stalls all over selangor to try my pick up line on them.. the pick up lines works alright. has its ups and downs... but i also have done a survey on them the question was "how do we look" and i showed them a picture of me and ken... well the survey concluded that 83.6% of all chicken rice dudes think that we are 'leng zai', 12.7% thinks that we are handsome... thats a total of 96.3% of all chicken rice dude in selangor saying we are GOOD LOOKING!!.. for the other 3.7%.. well... i hate to say this.... but they think we are..... CUTE!!!.. yea cute.... i didnt want to say it because it will only people jealous of how we look..... ah well... me being honest self just have to post it up so that all will know about the surveys result... there you have it...

and another thing... i am now an official actor... yup u heard me... actor... this is because the advertisement which i had a role in came out... its in astro... sorry i dont have any videos of it to put up in the blog yet.... so far i only know of 2 ppl which saw the ad on tv... well dont worry, if u want to see it, here's a sure way for you... turn on astro and choose a channel... any channel.. its an astro ad so it should be on all channels... but try to choose a channel which have lots of advertisement and not movies(common sense tells you that).... so heres how to watch it.... choose the channel which i said earlier, and stick to that channel... dont even change it... u are sure to see the advertisement in just 24 hours... yup... 24 hours... thats a moderate wait seeing astro have thousands of advertisement they show everyday... so just be patient and u will get to see me on tv!!.. but if ur not patient and dont like to just sit and wait, then here's what you do... turn on astro and just flip the channels 'ACCORDING TO NUMBER" or wtv u call it... dont skip a channel... thats important.... here's why... the advertisement is 1 and a half minutes long so if u manage to flip all the channels in less than one and a half minute, u are guaranteed to see the ad in less than 24 hours!.. but here's the catch... u gotta flip it non stop so its gonna be tiring for ur fingers.. so people its up to u to either wait or flip.... and if u do not wish to do either one, then just watch tv like normal.... u are bound to see the ad in 1 years time.... any longer than that then just give up cause the ad is going to be on air for just 1 year... so.. best of luck to all of u!

IMPROVE your skills

2007-10-08T22:38:00.000+08:00

alright people..i hate to admit this but apparently there is some problem with our pick-up-lines..today i try it on some guy on the streets...but apparently i think those guys got it wrong and they though i wanted to impress their girlfriend so they kinda gave me some.....well..beating...im still wondering why this aint working for guys...I know im not as charming as yit wei...but im certainly much handsome then him and i know my balls are much more attractive as i don't have balls as big as him.owhh well..guess the chicken rice dude are right..i am too handsome for those guys to handle..

and because of this..i may need to take some time out and brainstorm all the ideas and try out more pick-up-line on guys...

btw,if you guys wondering why yit had not post for so long..its because im proud to present you that yit wei is trying to impress more chicken rice dude as he is so proud that the chicken rice dude say we are handsome...so now his trying our new pick-up-line on them..

-ken-

p.s - if anyone have some cool pick-up-line feel free to message me....as i will try them on guys/girls randomly..and if it works..i will even post it here..=D

improve your skills - preview 1

2007-10-06T23:15:00.000+08:00

alright people..this is the 1st preview bout what we gonna teach u how to improve your skills with girls..

have you guys ever feel fear when you all walk up to a women and try to talk to them?have you guys ever feel like u have the confident to go up to them and then back-out the last minutes because you were afraid to talk to them...you are afraid to be rejected or be embarrassed...well..you guys had come to the right place..

we are gonna teach you how to overcome your fear.

-understand the dynamics of male or female interactions better

-learning how to approach women using our trademark pick-up-line

-learning how to use the proper voice tone when using our pick-up-line

....and many more to come..

we have entirely spend our whole life,gone Thru the hard work..got rejected by thousand of girls and slaps as well..just to find the BEST PICK-UP-LINE for you guys to learn..if you guys wanna know more about our trademark PICK-UP-LINE..please visit our blog more often as we will teach you how to approach and use it in a proper way..or if your too anxious to know our pick-up-lines you can directly contact us...the number is shown in preview post.. charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it

SO...WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?MAKE THE COMMITMENT TO YOURSELF AND DO IT!!!!

-ken-

p.s - if you wanna hired a professional cameraman please do tell us as we got our good friend melissa khoo who is the pro in editing as well as taking video.

- please visit our good friend jeffrey wong blog as well..and if your lucky.he might update you guys with our famous pick-up-line..this is because jeff had gone Thru all the hard time with us to find the quality pick-up-line.

just for the money - season 2

2007-10-04T23:06:00.001+08:00

yea people.. what kokken said is all true... i know.. its hard to believe... but its true alright... well actually it was quite easy for both of us to do it... this is due to the fact that we are both celebrities(according to Melissa in her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com/) well even if that isnt true, i have to say that we ARE good looking.. u know why? because a chicken rice man told us this...
just imagine this... we were just doing our normal stuff talking withour friends and all at the restaurant... and when the chicken rice dude came to give someone their order, he stared into the fone which Mel was holding... yup... Mel again.. its always her in our blog somehow.. haha.. anyway back to the point.. this was because Mels wallpaper was 2 of her good beloved friends, none other than kokken and yitwei... well he just stared with a blank expression on his face... and said that we were good looking... this proves that we really are... u guys know why?? well, if one of ur friends said ur good looking, sometimes they mean it, and sometimes they just say it to suck up to u.. if someone u just met said ur good looking.. that person is just trying to be nice.... but a chicken rice man... he have no reason whatsoever to say that we are good looking but he did.. and ill bet that he is well over his forties... imagine all the life experience he got.. forty years... thats more than twice of either mine or kokken's age.. all the guys and gals he have seen throughout his life when he was a kid till this day now... and starting his own chicken rice business, seeing new and different people everyday... he must have seen like what a few hundred thousand people in his life and he still say that we are good looking... we were honoured =) so next time u wanna know if your good looking, ask a chicken rice dude...

back to the main story here... for RM4, we were dared to go and speak to strangers that we didnt see before.. but we took up the challenge... we went up to this group of girls and said hi... we said some of my cool and usefull pick up lines and there you have it... a group of happy girls... i aint gonna tell u how we did this but if u really want to know, please call me (017-3260521) or kokken(017-3276678) for details... im sorry we do not have any video of the conversation... well we actually have one... but it was really bad quality... wrong angle, hands shaking and everything bad... this is because it was eugene that was taking the video.... yup.. an amatuer... if only Melissa was there.. she would have took the perfect video... hahaha... anyway.... want to improve your skills? want to get rid of the nervous feeling talking to strangers? want to get more girls? u got the right site.. call us... charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it... dont be shy.. call us now! and get a free pick up line(while stocks last.. based on first come first serve).. dont forget to check our blog once awhile for latest updats on tips which u will use in your life...

-yit-

just for the money

2007-10-04T20:31:00.001+08:00

alrite people..today is a new day for the yitken as we did some cool stuff..and yesh..it is so cool that we did it for the sake of the RM4..but nevertheless we had a lot of fun talking to some stranger which i have no idea who's that..but who cares..as long as i get the RM4..

okie..here's what we did at asia..the handsome looking Eugene A.K.A Nemo and the pretty looking kuan lee dog dare us to go talk to the girls sitting 1 table away from us..and i swear to god i have no idea who are they..well..of cause with my handsome looking Stephen chow looks and my pretty looking and charming partner yit wei,i have confident that we can seduce the girls in no time.and yea,we kinda did..and yea once again..the process of talking to them was fun and it was cool as well..and i ain't gonna tell you guys how we did it..but if u wanna know more on how to improve your skills on "kau lui",please contact yit wei at 017-3260521 as he is the pro and his pick-up-lines are cool and very useful or you can also contact me at 017-3276678..today we have showed our skills to some of our loyal client...if you wanna know more please visit our blog more often as we will update you with the tips and skills on how to improve your pick-up-line..or if u cant wait for us to post you can directly contact us.
-ken-

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself(reply)

2007-10-03T17:23:00.000+08:00

that is so nice of you seach my name on wikipedia..did u did that on purpose or just main tembak??hm mm...
well..it seems that my gay buddy just love to advertise me..and i kinda find it hard to keep myself humble...but since its my gay buddy..well..i can let it go for 1 more time..

about the bodybuilding thing..if anyone wanna try it just let us know..we will help u keep track your body..we will make sure that your body is just as nice as the body that i dreamed of..by the way,yit do u have extra Viagra??i think i might need 1 bottle of it.i know you have a lot in your house..hope you didn't finish all the 5 bottles of Viagra you brought from e-bay.

quote of the day: excuses are like armpits.everyone have a few of it.and.it stinks.(from a pastor from Sweden)
Sarah happy???got your quote in our blog..=P.

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself

2007-10-03T16:26:00.000+08:00

hmmmm this is a mystery... we all know that kokken looks very much like the famous actor stephen chow... but does kokken only look like him? or is he stephen chow himself?!?! yea thats lame.. o well... but try this out...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)

i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : click on "god of cookery"

read it abit... and the results will be quite shocking i must say.... but wait, thats not all... heres something else...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)

i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : all steps above can be done in 1 step by just clicking the 'back' button on your browser
step 5 : click on "gorgeous"

read it abit.. and the results?! well nothing much... haha.. but if u scroll down to "cast includes" section and read the casts [(read from bottom to get to the point faster because its the seventh name from the bottom which is the main point here) confusing? o well.. just read from the top then ] whose name do u find? shocking ey.. ahaha..

well.. if u ppl wanna try it out go ahead.. it is much encouraged.. but if not.. its your loss =)

-yit-

How to get a good body (not advisable)

2007-10-03T15:34:00.000+08:00

Well if anyone wants to know, there is only 1 way to get a body just like the picture i found under kokken's pile of underwear.. well basicly, u gotta have lots of food exercise, lift weights and all, eat healthy food, and most importantly, steroids.. o yea.. and dont forget.. viagra! yep thats right.. viagra... if your wondering why viagra, just look at the big bulge down there.. sorry for the obscenity but my friend lixing pointed it out to me(i must say he sounded pretty interested) and after a long and hard discussion between the both of us, we had deduced that the main cause for it was viagra ... and for the steroids, not much explanation needed there i guess.. it basicly gives u alot of tumor all over your body.. anyway, if anyone decides to try this method, please do let me or kokken know as we would love to see your improvement over the weeks... and if its good enough kokken might even take up body building again and i will have my partner once more and that is one hell of a great news for the world =) but i am warning all of you, this method is not advisable at all.. people will think you are a distorted freak and start running away from you for fear of their own lives just as people will do from the incredible hulk... so if u ask me, just follow the phrase "eat well, keep fit, die anyway" and u will have a normal life... but if u wanna try it anyway, like i said, please let me or kokken know about it.. you can also ask Melissa to take pictures of yourself to be kept for own personal use, posted up in this blog or just for the fun of it as she is a very good photographer and also a great photo editor... if you dont believe me, check out her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com... free promo again? lol..

-yit-

Body builders in the making part 3(episode 2)

2007-10-02T22:15:00.000+08:00

OMG..you even search the pile of my underwear..how thoughtful of u..if you would just ask me i could give you underwear which i wear during the gym..
but too bad i gave it away for charity...and i threw that photo long ago..maybe it was too big for a body to suit my pretty face..it just look too much like incredible hulk..and how would a small balls goes for such a big body..just doesnt suits me..

and yea..i do have a lot of hard work to do.and my body is much more suitable for acting..i give up my bodybuilder career..its just too much for me to handle since my balls ain't that big to qualify to join in any competition..but but..i will still support you in your bodybuilder career..you have a lot of talent..

and yes..my pictures are free of charge except for the private pictures..and you guys can camwore with me anytime anywhere..just give me a call..;D.

-ken-

Body builders in the making part 3

2007-10-02T16:31:00.000+08:00

thank you kokken.. i didnt know i play such an important role in your life.. i would have set a much better example if u told me this earlier.. im so sorry.. i have spoilt the surprise for everybody.. i didnt know it was meant to be a surprise.. and i didnt know i was your idol because one time when i was in ur room, i saw this picture in your cupboard hidden underneath the pile of underwear.. yep.. just like that.. u even pasted ur face on the poster... which to me, shows how much u wanna have that body.. thats why i thought that was your dream body.. i never thought u wanna be just like me.. im so touched.. thank you.. but if u wanna achieve that kind of body starting with this

you got alot of hard work to do man.. no wonder u prefer my body instead.. and yea u definitely dont want my balls.. too big for u =\ oops..

if u want to use his body picture for personal use, its all still free of charge.. because his body isnt as nice as mine yet.. so feel free to ask me or him for his picture.. but for the more private pictures, ask him, not me... =) feel free to contact us anytime at 017-3260521(yitwei) or 017-3276678(kokken) for an interview, pictures, autograph or just to hang out with 2 cool gay(happy) dudes... and a reminder, get his autograph now while its still free.. dont forget!

-YiT-

Body builders in the making part 2

2007-10-02T15:12:00.001+08:00

well..seems like yit wei bocorkan my ambition..i wanted to give you guys a suprise but my dear friend yit wei told you guys my ambition..so i guess i have nothing to hide anymore..actually the real reason i post that video of yit wei is because im jealous of his body and i couldnt stand how he had such a nice body and i wanted to be like him..thats why i started this blog with him..i wanted to be just like him..to have his body shape but not his balls.opps..and i will post more yit wei's body..

if u wan his body picture for personal use,the price are set at each picture of the face will cost about RM150.
for each picture of the body above the waist level will cost about RM130..and picture of the butt will cost slightly higher...
for more information call me or my partner at 017-3276678 or 017-3260521
-ken-

Body builders in the making!

2007-10-02T12:16:00.000+08:00

well... looks like my friend over here found my little video of me in the national juniors in singapore.. i was hoping nobody saw it but now that its in the blog, i have to admit, that is me.. i was reluctant to have my video up on youtube(search "yit wei" without quotes and u will find that video) for this exact reason.. but wats done is done.. anyway.. to those who do not know.. my ambition is to become a world class bodybuilder.. and it isnt only me.. my dear friend kokken also wants to be one... i just found out last week and was very surpried... but he just started body building so he does not have any videos of him joining any competition.. so everyone.. please wish both of us all the best and hope we can make our dream come true... this is a little sneak preview of the future us..

i know the photo editing isnt very good.. this is because MELISSA didnt help edit this one.. go check out her blog.. its very cool coz she has loads of nice pics... weeee... free promo.. lol...

-YiT-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI!!!

2007-10-01T23:15:00.000+08:00

since that u say our blog is entertaining so i decided to give u this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

we here from the yitken blog as well as your old,nice,sweet,caring,handsome,pretty and the not so handsome pretty as well as gay friends wish you a very happy birthday..i know i know..u must be crying because we are so sweet..but please..control yourself..anyway enjoy this blog..and RATE IT!!!!

YIT WEI A BODYBUILDER??

2007-10-01T16:10:00.001+08:00

hey people..this is a video of yit wei at national junior bodybuilder competition at singapore..enjoy~

credits to lixing for sending me this video..

i still prefer my gay yitwei..that yit wei looks like some "COLOUR WOLF".

THANK YOU MEL

2007-09-30T23:36:00.000+08:00

THANK YOU MEL FOR PROMOTING OUR BLOG!!.. NOW ITS OUR TURN!

Our good friend Melissa has started a blog a long time ago.. and its a good one!.. but sadly it hasnt been getting as much attention as our blog.. =D =D haha.. so now those who visit our blog.. please drop by at her blog.. if u think our blog is cool(which i know most of you do) then u should go check hers.. its cool too! and tho it is not as happy as ours, it is still one happy blog.. haha.. anyway back to the point.. go and check out the blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com/.. it is a very picturefull and wordfull blog but not as colorful as ours =D so dont be shy to take a look at her blog and leave a comment at her cbox.. once again.. thanks Melissa for promoting our blog and hope this is good enough for you.. haha..

Melissa
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Ken the acter cum singer

2007-09-29T21:44:00.000+08:00

hey people.. other than stephen chow.. i also look like michelle branch! so i guess i can start my acter cum singer career anytime! so please dont hesitate to ask for my autograph when you see me!

SEPTEMBER29

2007-09-29T17:28:00.000+08:00

this is the 2nd day of yitken blog..thx to every1 who visited out blog and have some fun.glad you guys enjoyed it.thats the whole purpose of this blog..A 1 stop gay(happy) place.

so lets get started...this morning we had a lot of great fun playing frisbee..here are some of the short clips before we start playing game.

shortly after our warm-up we played some game..have some fun..then yit wei and me try to learn to dive..and well..yit got himself injured..but nevertheless he got 1 nice dive catch.

alrite..thats is for me..hope you guys enjoy our blog as we will entertain you all...long live gay life..

Stephen chow look alike???

2007-09-29T15:46:00.001+08:00

hmm..seems like i do look like him after all..guess i might as well start acting as my new career..
credits to mel.khoo for editing the photo for me..people who see me regularly, please make sure you have one of my autograph now before people start paying money to get one..invest for the future! =D

THANK YOU

2007-09-28T22:21:00.001+08:00

Thank you all for supporting this blog!! u guys are so right.. this is gonna be one happy blog.. and with u lots supporting it we are sure it will be one of the best.. if u want to advertise your blog please feel free to contact us.. trust us.. your views will go up! once again thank you for the support.. couldnt have done it without u all! =D

1 unique blog

2007-09-28T13:24:00.001+08:00

hey guys..this will be our kinda new blog which i think is the only blog which have 2 user..so i hope u guys enjoy it.....joy joy joy...

A good day

2007-09-28T13:23:00.000+08:00

today is a good day for the world.. this is because the yitken blog has started.. joy to the world.. hope u enjoy reading this blog tho nothing much will be in here and this is just for the fun of it.. thats about it.. lol..