Saturday, October 24, 2009

World's Greatest Job

hey pep!!its been some time since we posted up something..its cause that both me and yit having our finals so we wont b posting much stuff up!!

anyway here are some of the greatest job in the world!!


Bike rider-photographer for Google Maps

google has weird way of extending their google they hire 2 very lucky "Gay" young men to ride on their specially made tricycle(which to me looks like made in melaka) to travel around france to snap up photos historical sites that are inaccessible by car. since its not accessible by car so the only way to go in is by tricycle and this three-wheeler is a sight with its long pole holding nine cameras, a GPS, a computer and a generator.

dont be surprise if u start seeing me and yit wei cycling around malaysia with a tricycle like that!!


Condom tester

yup..u heard it right!!there's actually a job which needs u to wear their condom and well..use it and give opinion!! An australian manufacturer called for application for what they so called THE WORLD's BEST JOB - condom tester. the task is simple, u will receive a free $60 selection of durex product and use it however you like and give honest feedback about the product's "performance". and if your lucky you may win another $1000 bonus for using their product!!who wouldn't mind free condom and $$$$.


Candy taster

imagine that your job only require you to eat candy!!and better yet they pay u to eat!!thats what happen to this lucky schoolboy Harry Willsher, which has the post of chief taster in a sweet cool is that..


Wine tester and blogger

Imagine moving to the heart of Sonoma County, where every day you'll come home to more than 450 wineries along the beautiful northern coast of California. Picture living rent free, learning the intricacies of making the perfect wine, and capturing and sharing the entire experience for your network of Twitter followers. Now imagine getting paid $10,000a month to do it. Listening? Hardy Wallace of Atlanta, the first person to submit his application, was the winner for the position at Murphy-Goode Winery— a $10,000 p/mo for six months, rent-free job updating Twitter and Facebook with his winery lifestream. Theinterview process was simple: submit a YouTube video explaining why you would be good for the job and wait to see what happens.


World of Warcraft Tester

must i say more??title says it all!!all you need to do is to play WOW for at least 4 hours perday..


Professional prostitute tester

here goes the story:Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain ofthe job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year.

i didn' know brothel need a quality control too??speaking of professional huh!!they even need to hire a SPECIALIST to interview prostitute!but how come they aint any for gays??if only they had 1


Resort waterslide tester

all you have to do is go around the globe and test all the waterslide!!!thats Tommy Lynch job.he works for holiday giant First Choice, checking the height, speed, water quantity and landing of the flumes, as well as all safety aspects. In 2008 Mr Lynch tested waterslides at holiday villages in Lanzarote, Majorca, Egypt, Turkey, Costa Del Sol, Cyprus, Algarve, Dominican Republic and Mexico. This year he will quality control First Choice's new splash resorts in Greece, Turkey, Florida, Jamaica and Ibiza.

Liverpool-born Mr Lynch, whose job title is lifestyle product development manager, was recruited to identify the very best pools to be featured in First Choice's new Splash Resort collection. He also ensures potential new resorts are up to the company's standard


Luxury bed tester

A student from Birmingham City University has landed her dream job...literally! Sleeping on the job and having a lie-in will no longer be a problem for a girl, who has been selected to test out luxury beds for a month and get paid for it.

Roisin Madigan, 22, is earning £1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month. The student is helping with a "sleep survey" carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd. The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel. General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night's sleep. She will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company's showroom in Edgbaston, and then will blog about her experiences


Paradise island caretaker

Ben Southall, 34, of Petersfield, beat out nearly 35,000 applicants from around the world for the dream assignment to swim, explore and relax on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef, while writing a blog to promote the area. He was selected for the $111,000 gig - a six-month contract to serve as caretaker of a tropical Australian island. He now has to live rent-free in a three-bedroom villa, complete with pool.

Before getting the job he had to spend four days on the island for an extended interview process, which required applicants to snorkel through crystalline waters, gorge themselves at a beachside barbecue and relax at a spa. He also had to demonstrate his blogging abilities, take swimming tests and sit through in-person interviews

and the best job in the world goes to.........

YiTken Blog caretaker

must i elaborate more????its the craziest yet the best job in the world and its us!!what more can u ask for?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Flowchart for vacancies in YiTKeN

Hey everyone! YiTKeN is gonna open up some job vacancies for those interested to find a job with us! This is a flowchart for you to see whether you are qualified to work with us amd some possible are of work which you would be in you do qualify to work for us.

So yea what are you guys waiting for? want a job? call us now!!

Disclaimer: YiTKeN is NOT responsible for any actions taken by any invidual after refering to the flowchart

Sunday, August 23, 2009

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

Remember those time after high skool, we crack our head to figure out what should i study??which course to study in uni?which field of career suits me best and bla bla bla...
Fortunately for some people they already have an idea what they wanna do!!but what bout others?
so for our next assignment we YitKen try to come out with the best way to help u figure our which career suits u the most!!
And Well, we've come up with a simpler, more realistic flowchart specially for our readers out there.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Power Rangers

yeahhhhh the 6 rangers!!! from left, the green ranger, the red ranger, the white ranger, the orange ranger, the blue ranger and the pink ranger!!!(just in case ya'll dont know what color they are wearing) first off, meet the white ranger. sadly there isnt any much white things around so he had to use the floor. but then again this just means that without him, none of us will be standing! hah!

then lets meet the pink ranger! this pose was actually hers but then the citizens of sunway pyramid thought that the pose was so nice that they used the pose to attract customers!

next up is the green ranger! being so popular, the ppl took her color and used it as the primary color the shop and the shop is doing good now lol

this is the orange ranger! he is one of the more famous rangers that citizens of sunway pyramid actually made an street just for him! eventhough its just a short street but a sttreet is a street nonetheless haha
and now its the blue ranger! well u cant see his face clearly from here can u cause the picture is real small. but let me tell u, he's so handsome that sunway lagoon made him their mascot! so u see,he's actually standing to his exact duplicate! so that statue over there, thats how he really looks like!!
and last but not least its the red ranger! well nothing much can be said here except that the silver thing between this dudes leg is the dustbin and that a person was actually waiting for the red ranger to finish taking his picture before that person can actually throw rubbish haha
and thats it for the power ranger post! and btw if u all wondering why yit stil havent done his sex change operation, its cause saving the world is more important than a sex change at this point! so be patient alright guys hahahah

Go go Power Rangers!

Well welll it was the annual yitken celebration of power rangers! come on we know that all of u had once watched this oh so famous cartoon when u were little kids before right? well yitken was a big big BIG fan of it and so we have decided to make 1 day of our hectic life a power ranger day! sadly one of the members of yitken wasnt there to celebrate with us cause he was busy preparing but we have new members of the elite power ranger group!!! so meet the rangers!!

theres one ranger left out which is the pink ranger cause she's the camera woman so yea. well actually we dont have much pictures about it so yea this is all for this post. we'll be updating much more details when we get the pictures so stay tuned!!!!!