perfect present..

yes looks like u all can finally see my advertisement... to tell u the truth.. i too have totally no idea what the advertisement is about... but i dont really care... at least i got some money.. well more money than ken when he did his advertisement... just to let u all know... he acted in a kfc commercial and he was on tv... well half of him... and totally not focused... at least people can see my face clearly.. ahah... and yea his ad got cancelled cause of his face problems... read it in our archives the whole story is there somewhere.. month of october and the title is "not as good"... and just to let u all know... yea he got paid... but cats got more pay than him... yeap thats right... CATS... in the kfc fishburger advertisement, the cats are getting more pay than our friend ken over here... just imagine how much he's getting =)

-yit-

yit wei's commercial..

okie guys..this is what you all have been waiting for..yit wei astro commercial..although its been air quite some time in astro..but for ppl like me who have astro but doesnt seem to have luck to watch his ad..heres the chance to view it on our blog...





if you guys cant spot yit wei..here's a hint..you see the guy who run like a jakon..yup..the 1st fellow who run like there's a gay den on the other side.yup..thats him..honestly i have no idea whats the commercial about..but what it seems to me is they are running on top of the mountain to watch some "TIGER SHOW" and once they saw it they cheer.
heard he say it is time,brother to brother,strength to strength,courage fill with our empty spaces...
let me translate that..brother to brother basiclly mean that guy to guy = gay...strength to strength means something like you know.when gays make love they............so they will use strength to compare see who's "THING" is stronger....courage fill with our empty spaces is just some pick-up-line to get guy..dont trust me??just say that to any chicken rice dude..99% of them will say that your handsome...

see..even astro support gay people...

inflation?

yes just like my business partner here said.. the price of flour went up... so our toilet paper price must go up too.. as u all know.. toilet paper is made from flour.. so the cost of making the toilet paper is more expensive.. therefore we must sell at a higher price to rake in more income... but our prices will not go up so soon... we are giving our dear readers time to take the shocking surprise and let all of you buy it before its too late... but hurry now while there is still time... online booking can be made aswell if one does not have any form of phone.... kindly send your mail to loyal_bolton@hotmail.com (company email) for reservations... do not hesitate or stocks will be gone... as u all know our toilet paper is the top quality hand made toilet paper in malaysia... it is one of the top 10 inventions of all our 5 inventions we have invented so far.. here is a sentence which i copied from an article in the magazine "top malaysian invention"... in the toiletries section, "the unknown brand of yit&ken toilet papers is not selling at any stores in malaysia but it's quality hand work is no doubt the best in malaysia. only purchasable online, it sells cheap for such a perfect toilet paper.. it can wipe practically anything off of everything and will be taking part in the 'invention of the year' award year 2007" .. everything i just written is not made up.. it is published in a magazine and therefore true... do not think otherwise... so before we start getting orders from all over malaysia, we are giving you, our loyal readers, a chance to get it quick fast and now... so don't be shy and call or mail us for our products now...


-yit-

new product..(toilet paper)

if you guys wanna buy be quick cause we have limited stock...well..u know..since the price of flour goes up...we may need to increase the price of our product as well..so before we raise our price,do buy if interested..and we also sell toilet paper as well..but of cause if your the 1st 50 customer then you will get a free roll of toilet paper and if your not the 1st 50 customer dont be sad..we also sell toilet paper as well..so if interested plz call kok ken(017-3276678) or yit wei (017-3260521)...our toilet paper is the top handmade toilet paper in malaysia..and its in our top 10 list of the best invention on the yitken blog...

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for sale

i hope you people like our new product.. those interested in having one please call kokken(017-3276678) or yitwei(017-3260521).. only RM9.99 for this piece of masterpiece and if u are one of the first 50 people we will throw in free toilet paper and for the 1st 5 customer will get exclusive autograph from kok ken and yit wei.. a once in a lifetime offer =D (first come first serve basis).. artwork will be sent to your house for a cheap price of RM3.50 no matter where your house is... all items are bound to hardwork tax of 35%.. so all in all the whole thing would cost RM18.22.. not a heavy price for a girl(or guy) of your dream dont you think? so what are you waiting for?! call now and be happy for the rest of your lives, or don't call and see other people being happy for the rest of their lives.. satisfaction guaranteed..

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new product...

hey guys..sorry that we didnt update our blog..yit was right..we were doing our secret survey..and like he say..we were very surprise on the result..the count is still incresing even though we not updating our blog..

the reason that we didnt update our blog is because we are creating our new product for guys who had a hard time to buy gift..dont worry guys..our blog offer not only advice but the best gift which you can give to your dream gal as well..for preview this is our new product..

we been working very hard to make this in order for guys out there to show out their love and support to our blog...and sorry for the blurr image.this is because yit is suck at taking photo..his just not as good as mel...

and this are the comments from our loyal reader...

queenie~ says:
thats so not you!omg what happened to you kok ken.

xin : "VERY NICE,VERY SWEET"

Elaine :
thattt.. the first girl who new what is was...is the great almighty girl..... really intelligent... caring.. and everything nice..named Elaine and she is really cooool and and i like fish.. becoz i am a fish i like fish.. becoz i am a fish....becoz fish is nice..fish is swe......
(okie okie..thats enough..thx for ur long COMMENT elaine)

FongYou : Who's the U??ur gf isit?ccb(no idea why he say ccb)

well..i hate to say this...but i gave this thing to yit on his bday...and apparently he love it so much till he frame it under his bed..now that's a NEW WAY OF FRAME right there..

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Secret survey

dear loyal readers.. if u are all wondering why we have not been posting anything lately, its because we were doing a secret survey... we stopped posting for quite some time but the view count is still increasing.. this is just to check the loyalty of our readers and we have to say we're impressed... good work and keep reading this blog! it is not dead YET and wont be anytime soon so dont worry everybody, ur favourite blog will still be around!