Monday, November 10, 2008

Sex change mission

Alrightyy people.... as u all know, i am going to go for a sex change and i only want to add/remove organs from my body, not touching the face because, as we all know, my face is already as pretty as can be! Long eye lashes, nice eyes, perfect hair, u name it, i got it..... i have the perfect face for a girl so i wont do anything to my face.. but before i go for the major operation, i wanna know how pretty i will really look if i had the operation, so i decided to try it out first..... i wore some girls clothes and accessories and here is how i look!!!!

im pretty shy about it being my first time and all so i didnt show my face in any of the pictures but i must say, i thought i look really good!!! and i just realize that i have sexy legs too!! well its just a wee bit hairy but that problem can be solvedd.. but i wasnt satisfied... saying i look good doesnt satisfy me... i need others to tell me i look good!!! so yea i went and join a paegent.. the MISS EMMERGE 2008 BEAUTY PAEGENT(not to be confused with MISS EMERGE, notice the double M in my paegent, but its being blocked by my arm)... i cant wait for my hair to grow first cause otherwise i wud have to join the 2010 paegent and i cant wait that long.. i wanna go for the sex change as soon as possible... so i practised walking in heels, speaking, and acting like a girl... sort of like a crash course... learning all those in like 2 weeks? and went to join the competition and well what do u know

I WON!!!! FIRST PLACE!! I WON A BEAUTY PAEGENT AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE MY SEX CHANGE OPERATION YETT!!! now imagine if i really did the operation... i wud probably look better than MISS EMERGE 2007 winner SARAH POH.. and many people already says she is pretty.. so anywayyyy after i won the competition, i have been offered numerous modelling offers but as i am still studying and in the midst of my exams, i chose the easiest one for now.. moddeling for blogs selling clothings... here goessss













my first time doing this, i forgot to turn off the flashh... hahahah





much better, but i was abit nervous so yeahands being shakey and alll so its abit blurrr





and finally!!! promoting a new brand which will be released in year 2227, SPG~! the future of all clothings.... after taking the pictures, i went to the dressing room and change and even though i just won the beauty paegent, paparazzi's are all over me!!!



good thing i learn from others mistakes and never wear anything too revealing inside =) and there u have it, mission success!!! so dear readers, yitwei will go for his opration soon enough so just wait!!! =)







-YiT-

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

exams!

exams baby!!!! thats why we aint bloggging cause we be concentrating in our studies!!! everyday study until the wee hours in the morning. discussing our future plans and all that. dont worry we'll be posting after the exams

Sunday, August 10, 2008

OLYMPICS baby!!

hey people..i know that most of you think that our blog is dead..but too bad our blog is not dead yet..as yit wei say..we are training for some dance..and we are on the way on posting it up now..and the other reason was i did a lil bit of homework on checking out the background of the Olympics since the Olympics is now happening...

well..i know you guys know all the history and it all started from Athens and bla bla bla..but as we the yitken do not find those normal boring history..we went search for those Olympics that suitable for us,so we went a step further to find those sports that suitable and guess what we found??




this is what we called the Armageddon style.




and yup..you guys guess it right..that will be us doing that in the next coming Olympics in 4 years time..so don't be surprise if you see us in the coming Olympic in U.K

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

BACK!!

Alright people!! we are back on! we are going to make a dance video soon enough and then we'll post it up here so keep on viewing!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

alrite people this post is for my good friend yit wei who had make up his mind to change sex..thx to all u guys out there to who support him....and this post specially for u,and this come from the bottom of my heart.=D

oo...i had a lot to say,was thinking my time away,i miss u and things werent the same
cause everything inside never comes out rite when i see u cry it makes me wanna diee...
im sorry im bad
im sorry im blue
im sorry about all the things i said to you and i know..i cant take it back..
i love how u kiss, i love all your sound and baby u make my world go round and i just wanted to say...im sorry
every single day i think about how we came all this way, the sleepness night and the tears u cry and its never to late to MAKE IT RIGHT...

-ken-

Monday, May 12, 2008

Yes its true

yes dear fans it is true. we have decided to go public on this. the reason we havent been updating the blog is because we were too busy. i wanna go for a sex change operation because when i saw the magazine it was the perfect body! he/she has become my idol and i wanna be just like him/her and win beauty contest. this is because kokken has already set his targets in bodybuilding. if we both join the competition, there will only be one winner(obviously me) and he wont be able to win anything so ive decided to end my winning streak to give ken a chance to win. i now aim for beauty paegents and tranny awards and hope i will be able to win it. we will then have a perfect family =) a champion male and a champion "female" in the family! so yea now i need to go for counselling and join a group cause this is a major decision and it will affect my life. i mean our (me and ken's) life. so if all of u dear readers support this move please say so in the comment box. ur support will be greatly appreciated! btw the picture earlier was just a rough sketch and after professional photoshop we have come up with a new picture which i will paste on the bedroom door. this will remind me what i wanna become everytime i wake up!

this is the final product and what i will look like if i undergo the sex change. to me, it looks perfect! hope everyone out there thinks the same too!

-yit-

Thursday, May 8, 2008

YIT WEI LIL SECRET

hey people..its been a while since we update our blog..mainly is because my gay partner is planning to go for an operation to CHANGE SEX..yup..u heard me right..his now going for counseling and seeking for more advice to weather to go on for the operation or not..

this had happen a while ago when i send him the e-mail about this gal(as u can c at the pic above there)..apparently this gal was born as a male but she went for a operation to change sex when she was 17.and she even won the MISS TIFFANY AWARD(is some sort of tranny beauty competition) and ironically this had inspired YIT WEI to be just like her...and yit wei even told me that he want to join the miss tiffany..o well...hope that he could win with this photo..
(p.s - i found this photo hidden deep inside his closet under the piles of G-STRING)
by the way, yit..sorry that i got to BOCOR-kan ur lil secret...hope u don't mind i tell our loyal readers about it..
(we will update more about his progression of changing sex in our later post)

-ken-

Friday, April 11, 2008

the dance

this is the original dance video. just for the new people or those interested in it so they do not have to look for it haha and it is our most highly commented post in this blog with a total number of 3 comments! it is our biggest achievement so we want all to see it =D

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

TAG again,

tagged by, chia ling
1. who is your all time inspiration?
- i must say that its yitken.

2. have you had a crush on me?
- crush on ourself..got to say thats a certain yes..

3. if you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you and why?
- yit wei, kok ken and yitken. i guessed that we just cant live without each other.

4. where is the place that you wanna go to the most?
- www.yitken.blogspot.com.

5. if you have one dream to come true, what would it be?
- we've always wanted to meet the special one for us, and now we did! a dream come true i must say

6. do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- nah.i just believe in seeing hot bodies after rain.

7. what are you afraid to lost the most now?
- our virginity! good luck to us

8. if you win $1, what would you do?
- start a GAY club

9.if you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him or her?
- wel..it seems that we already did..

10. list out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- HAHAHAHA..im still thinking..

11. what are the requirements that you wish for your other half?
- must have handsome faces, hot bodies... looks like we both met our criteria

12.12. which type of person do you hate the most?
- GAYS!!!

13. highlight of the week?
- owhh..tough question..i got to say its my underwear.

14. if you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or keep quiet?
- well..we both understand each other very well..so theres nothing to point out.

15. what do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- MY UNDERWEAR...and yit..u still haven return my underwear yet..

16. are you a shopaholic?
- yea..i guessed that i need to b 1 soon if he doesnt return my underwear.

17. what's on your mind right now?
- UNDERWEAR

18. if you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- er..bigger ASSETS so that he could leave my underwear in peace.

19. what's the last shocking thing that you seen or heard?
- that he took all my underwear.

20. what's bothering you lately?
- my underwear.='(

21. now tag five of your friends.
- airin, jay dee,jeff, kokfye, laura, lichuen, lijun, melissa, rachaelooi, rachelsoon, sarahquinhui, soofun, sook yin, yun yee.

Monday, March 10, 2008

election??maybe...

well...i hate to admit this but yes I'm am planning to run for the next election together with yit wei as my adviser..and it will be an interesting and entertaining party as we know that both us has all the criteria to be a candidate for the coming election and on top of that we have the looks, the body, the balls which most of them doesn't have..and i know appearance plays a big roll in election and maybe that's why hannah yeoh won because she's pretty...but but..we know that we(yitken) are much better looking,hotter,sweeter then her..besides that what can be more interesting then both the adviser and the president share the same underwear..=D

and yit faster wash and return back all my underwear..u curi all of them without telling me and now im basically wearing the wearing my housemate lingerie...well.it does make my butt look sexier.....(what am i saying)..EHH..faster return back la..i need it desperately..and send it back here at setapak kie..thx.

-ken-

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Elections

March 8 being elections, my dear friend kokken has made up his mind. For the next election, he is going to run for it and he will represent a new party called "YiTKeN" which we will register the moment we are eligable. Elections will most probably be in the next 4 years so that gives us plenty of time to prepare for it, but kokken being himself has already started preparing for it and he has made a draft for his speech. I was looking in his underwear drawer cause i wanted to look for one which i can fit in cause i ran out of clean underwear. It took me some time to look for the right size cause as all of you would know, all his sizes are too small for me and i cant fit in his underwear cause.... err... his "package" is much much smaller than mine. so yea but i dug deep and i found one which can fit me and i also found his draft for the speech. it was well hidden so because he didnt want anyone to read it before it was ready, but i found it, but i will not leak out any of it because it is all private and confidential and it is not done yet so we will just have to wait until the elections to hear his speeches. so for now, keep in mind that if you see a YiTKeN poster, or anyone representing it in the next 4 years, dont hesitate. VOTE!!




If we already have your vote, please say so at the comment box and kokken will highly reward you! if he doesn't then u can call our hotline number 014-3227537 or his own personal number 017-3276678

yit

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Happy Moments

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Monday, February 25, 2008

NOT dead

hello again dear loyal readers. well actually i bet many of u think that this blog is now dead. you people were never so wrong in your life! we havent been posting for a month now and the only reason is just because we were getting too many complaints. i know most of our loyal readers want us to post more and i know we have ALOT of loyal readers, but u must understand that this is an entertainment blog. we have been getting complaints from other blogs saying that our blog has been getting all the attention and that nobody have been visiting their blog anymore cause they always only visit ours and they will be happy all day long. alot of people especially and Jeffrey and Li Jun and Chia Ling have been complaining to us that they made a blog to tell people bout their life, and if nobody is reading their blog, its no use for them to even make a blog so we decided that since our blog is just for entertainment purposes only, we would not ruin peoples lives and yea this is a happy blog so we will not make people sad by this blog. so we decided to stop posting to let them have their happiness back by letting people read their blog and we did and they were happy for awhile but then looks like, just as any of our loyal readers, they cant live without our blog. they are only happy for awhile when people are reading their blog but they are always happy when our blog was active then, and they start regretting for telling us to stop posting and now they are asking us to post back cause they miss our blog so much(read the cbox). so therefore our blog is now active once again and please stop by to visit our blog but u must not forget to visit other friends blog too, instead of just ours, and then everybody will be happy . have a nice day =)


Saturday, January 26, 2008

our new HOTLINE number

alright people if you have any trouble regrading any problems..please feel free to call us at our new hotline number - 014-3227537 or 014-3227357.(I'm not sure which is the correct number but it is 1 of this number. you may wan to try your luck and dial any 1 of this number,you never know you might get lucky and get us)

if you feel bored you can even prank call us..that is if you get the correct number and get to contact us..but since now yit wei is holding the number so it's okie to prank call or kacau him as much as you wan..

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Tag

Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it total 20 questions, then tag to 11 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post.You must link to the one who tag you, then spread it to 11 people, let the game go on, return the tag to sender is prohibited.

1.What is your dream when during your childhood?we've always wanted to meet the special one for us, and now we did! a dream come true i must say

2.Rainy days or sunny days? Why?Sunny. because we can always have the excuse that it is hot to strip and clothes and show off our bodies

3. Which colour do you prefer? Black or white. we life to have a colorful life just like our blog, not black or white

4. Who would you marry?we're still young and have many years ahead of us.. but if everything goes just as planned, we will marry each other bye year 2020!

6. What part of yourself do you love the most?hmmm where shud we start... our handsome faces? or maybe our hot bodies... big arms? muscular legs? or pumped up privates? well we must say that we love the WHOLE package..

7. What are you most afraid of losing?our virginity! god luck to us

8. If you met someone you love, would you confess to him or just keep it a secret?well we both already know that we love each other so yea its all said and done

9. What question is this? 9

10. What qualities do you want in your other half?must have handsome faces, hot bodies... looks like we both met our criteria

11. Till now, what is the moment that you regret most?we do not regret as all our decision are made together with agreement

12. Which type of person you hate most?GAYS

13. What is your ambition?we've always wanted to be body builders, but then we decided to become famous and pursue acting instead

14. Would you rather be someone else at this very moment?not at all.. life is good as it is when you found the one you love..

15. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?our dream came true which is said in number 1

16. What do you think that is most important thing in your life?Family. and future family, and family to be, and friends, and our loyal fans!

17. Who's your favourite cartoon character?dont know?

18. What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?you wouldnt know would you...

19. Who do you wanna meet at least once before you die?profesional body builders, and actors, except stephen chow... we've met him already....

20. The most worthwhile decision you've ever made in your life so far?start a blog?.

who we wanna tag?

airin, jeff, kokfye, laura, lichuen, lijun, melissa, rachaelooi, rachelsoon, soofun, sook yin

Sunday, January 6, 2008

school

school started for yitwei.. wat a sad thing to happen.. o well.. life is life and we gotta live with it lol so yea we will still be posting on our blog so dont worry! but it wont be as regular lol anyway wish all of you readers a happy new year and have fun with school or college or anything u guys are doing..