alrite before i start i wanna give my tribute to the late TAN SRi Lim GOh TONG who had contribute so much to malaysia as he is the 1st and the last person in malaysia who open a casino legally.so people be greatful that u get to go genting not just gamble but get to try our pick-up-line on the rich girls..who knows maybe u get to get 1 back home??okie..back to tribute..so people once your reading this,please give a minute of silence to pay your last respect to TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG..

okie...now this blog is back to business..i been away for far too long and the blog is so dull..yit just cant do it alone cant ya..too bad you need me to make this blog interesting..

sorry guys for not to be able to be entertain you guys out there because i been kinda busy nowadays..guess that yit just suck at entertain you guys..cis cis..cant blame ya.and till now i still havent see ur ad yet..must be u not handsome enough thats why the manager dont wanna memalukan ur reputation..so thats why they limit your ad so that they dont get boo..but then they cant dont show the ad because they waste so much money on it..so now all they can do is just limit it hope that ppl dont see your ad..

alrite people we had a bad news for you guys....we wanna tell you guys out there that we had currently on hold our current project which is the pick-up-lines...this is due tight schedule that we have..but we had been trying to get contact with 1 of the winners from a beauty pageant..this will be a great chance for guys out there who wanna get better interaction with girls..we will try our best to interview her..we will update you guys once we get the chance to interview her...
if any girls wanna know the secret of how guys pikat girls or how to pikat guy then u can directly call me or yit wei and send me a photo of yourself and you will get a free date session either with the famous actor STEPHEN CHOW a.k.a KOK KEN or the upcoming star YIT WEI...its a rare chance to get to date 1 of us..SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR??HURRY!!come date us while stock(date) last...1st come 1st serve basis(only available for girls)

-ken-

hmmm hmmmm

well yea... after u posted our visitors shot up to 900+... but before that was 880+ if im not wrong... WOW... 20 PEOPLE!!.... not bad... not bad at all... ur lucky i didnt see the count when i posted mine.. but im sure its way more than urs anytime... we can have a poll on it... see who is more interesting... but i dont wanna hurt ur feelings after knowing the truth... so just forget bout the poll la k.. ahhah...

u sit for 24 hours and still cant see me? i know why ad la... its cause ur not handsome enough.. astro dont wanna waste their time showing people like u my advertisement... so they dont... u know astro can track which user is wathing what channel.. i think when they fix astro on ur house the fella go and tell the big boss that ur not handsome.. so the big boss always monitor what channel ur watching... so he dont put my advertisement on the channel u watching.. must be it la.. no other reason ad... haha... o well... dont worry though... u cant help it... its not your fault.. i got your back!!.. =D

-yit-

hmmm....

i wanna thanks every1 for wishing me a happy birthday...and sorry for not replying you guys cause so ngam my credit "Kong" plus expired today...auww..thats so sweet of u yit..you should had brought it for me then it will be so special for me..cause every one's not buying for me..so if you buy for me then your the odd 1 out there..and i was so wrong about you..i though u were a great partner who would buy me a nokia N95 but i was so wrong...but nvm..its never too late for you to buy me 1...=D

okie..lets c..my post is not as long as yours??well..maybe your right..but i just realise something..for the past week i had not post anything and our visitor is not increasing..but once i post my "I'M BACK" post it terus shoot up to 900+ visitors...well..if my post is not interesting then my statistic says otherwise..hmm..seems like u need to improve your writing skills...seems like u have a big body but small brains..

and yes..i was sitting at in front of my TV to prove that your theory is right..but somehow..its sad to say.it didn't work for me..i wanted to be proud of you..but seems like astro just didn't want that..oo.weell..guess that your not as handsome as me..that's why.

DAMN!!for once you got it right on the spot..well..i hate to admit this..acting just doesn't suits me

ooo..by the way people..im still waiting for my NOKIA N95!!!
-ken-

Not as good

well ken.. looks like ur just not as good as me... there are lots of reason to why i said this.. here goes...

ur "im back" post is not as good as mine.. mine is much longer and much more interesting... more people read my post... maybe this is because ur popularity is not as high as mine... im just more popular, so people are just more interested in me... even though ur the famous actor stephen chow, looks like people these days are more interested in body builders... so they prefer me... im sorry ken but looks like im more popular than u..

ur eyes are not as good as mine.. u stoned in front of the tv for 24 hours and u still didnt manage to see my advertisement.. maybe because my eyes are more pretty... people say i have long eyelashes and pretty eyes.. some people are jealous of my eyes too... this means that my eyes are nicer... sad to say ken, but my eyes are much better than urs...

ur advertisement is not as good as mine... u see ken, maybe they did limit my ad to once every 2 days for each channel, but still people manage to see it... unlike ur kfc advertisement, i only saw it once and alot of other people didnt even see it... i have a guess to why it is like that though... i asked a reliable soure about ur advertisement cause i only saw it once.. this is what he said.. "ur lucky u can even see the ad... now people cant even see it anymore!.. it has been banned.. u see, boss wasnt around when they aired the advertisement cause he was on holiday.. but the moment he came back and saw it, he asked to ban the advertisement as well as all other fast food advertisement... this is because of the background actor.... the production crew tried their best to hide him.... only putting half of his body and face on screen, but that is just not enough... he is just too ugly... people tend to look at him rather than the whole advertisement itself... so boss decided to ban the advertisement.. as for all the other advertisement, he just wanted to jaga the backgound actor feelings"... yes ken.. im afraid he's talking bout u... so when u say im not as handsome as u, u got it the other way round.. ur not as handsome as me actually.. basicly, ur looks are not as good as mine... but dont worry.. u were born like that.. u cand help it.. so just ignore it okay?

ur talent is not as good as mine... well basicly, i was main actor, u were background actor... easy enough to see... i more talented than u ken.. no hard feelings =)

its ur birthday today!! happy birthday!! from ur one true gay partner... actually i already wanted to get u a nokia n95 and an i-phone for ur birthday... i called the shops and ordered it already.. but when i read ur post and read the part where u wrote "if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys" i started to think.. im ur one true and nice good handsome gay partner.. not just a friend. i immediately called the shops and cancelled the order... i dont wanna give u what other people is giving u.. i wanna be special... so for this birthday of yours, im gonna give u... get ready for this.... NOTHING!!!... all the other people are giving u presents.. so by giving u nothing., im the odd one out and u will remember me!!! so once again happy birthday!!


-yit-

IM BACK!!

hey people..sorry for not posting at our blog..this is mainly because i accidentally spill water on my laptop few days back so it kinda spoil for a while...but now my laptop is back on track thanks to our great doctor

so..has anyone seen yit wei's advertisement yet??if you haven't that's normal and lets admit it..yit's idea of asking us to stone at the sofa and watch 1 channel for 24 hours just doesn't work..and
yesh..i hate to admit this,i actually did that just to watch my his advertisement but apparently i don't see his ad anywhere..maybe this is because yit is not as handsome as me,so they might limit his advertisement to once every 2 days for 1 channel..so if anyone still havent saw his ad..don't feel bad.its just him.so don't waste your precious time to see him but do watch my advertisment..yup..you hear me right..i have acted on some advertisement too for KFC...but then sadly the government had banned all the fast food restaurant so my advertisement never manage to come out..but i guarantee you that my ad is much nicer then his and well..about the payment..let just say that it is quite reasonable for me..

ooo...and people..my birthday is tomorrow..so this is what i want
1)NOKIA N95
2)I-PHONE

if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys...
cheers...

-ken-

Bloggers block

sorry people... but we are having a terrible condition which is known as bloggers block... this is the reason why we have not posted up anything latley... dont worry tho... we are asking a great doctor who can handle this problem to treat us and we will be posting soon! so please continue to check our blog regularly!

YIT WEI CELEBRATION!!

alrite people..seems that yit wei advertisment is out..that means that he got his pay-check too...

so...shall we ugut him to belanja us makan??it wont be too mahal..of cause we dont wanna burden him..plus his exam just over..so lets go makan at tai thong..just the perfect celebration for our star...
okie yit wei??

if any1 agree plz tell us at our cbox...maybe..just maybe if we have enough people to ugut him then we may get to eat there for free....plus u get a copy of his autograph for free!!!get to eat with our star plus free autograph..doesnt sound too bad right?

jess.ling suggested it..=D..

I'M BACK!!~~

yea people!!.. im back.. ahha.. i know u all misssed me... thanks kokken for telling them the reason why i havent been posting lately... and thanks for posting stuff alone just so our loyal readers are not bored! dont worry now im back and we can do it together again! =D

exams are just over.. but that's only part of the reason why i havent been posting for awhile... well.. of course i had to study and all.. i was pretty much at home sitting at the study table studying all my subjects for the exam other than the times when i went out to various chicken rice stalls all over selangor to try my pick up line on them.. the pick up lines works alright. has its ups and downs... but i also have done a survey on them the question was "how do we look" and i showed them a picture of me and ken... well the survey concluded that 83.6% of all chicken rice dudes think that we are 'leng zai', 12.7% thinks that we are handsome... thats a total of 96.3% of all chicken rice dude in selangor saying we are GOOD LOOKING!!.. for the other 3.7%.. well... i hate to say this.... but they think we are..... CUTE!!!.. yea cute.... i didnt want to say it because it will only people jealous of how we look..... ah well... me being honest self just have to post it up so that all will know about the surveys result... there you have it...

and another thing... i am now an official actor... yup u heard me... actor... this is because the advertisement which i had a role in came out... its in astro... sorry i dont have any videos of it to put up in the blog yet.... so far i only know of 2 ppl which saw the ad on tv... well dont worry, if u want to see it, here's a sure way for you... turn on astro and choose a channel... any channel.. its an astro ad so it should be on all channels... but try to choose a channel which have lots of advertisement and not movies(common sense tells you that).... so heres how to watch it.... choose the channel which i said earlier, and stick to that channel... dont even change it... u are sure to see the advertisement in just 24 hours... yup... 24 hours... thats a moderate wait seeing astro have thousands of advertisement they show everyday... so just be patient and u will get to see me on tv!!.. but if ur not patient and dont like to just sit and wait, then here's what you do... turn on astro and just flip the channels 'ACCORDING TO NUMBER" or wtv u call it... dont skip a channel... thats important.... here's why... the advertisement is 1 and a half minutes long so if u manage to flip all the channels in less than one and a half minute, u are guaranteed to see the ad in less than 24 hours!.. but here's the catch... u gotta flip it non stop so its gonna be tiring for ur fingers.. so people its up to u to either wait or flip.... and if u do not wish to do either one, then just watch tv like normal.... u are bound to see the ad in 1 years time.... any longer than that then just give up cause the ad is going to be on air for just 1 year... so.. best of luck to all of u!

IMPROVE your skills

alright people..i hate to admit this but apparently there is some problem with our pick-up-lines..today i try it on some guy on the streets...but apparently i think those guys got it wrong and they though i wanted to impress their girlfriend so they kinda gave me some.....well..beating...im still wondering why this aint working for guys...I know im not as charming as yit wei...but im certainly much handsome then him and i know my balls are much more attractive as i don't have balls as big as him.owhh well..guess the chicken rice dude are right..i am too handsome for those guys to handle..

and because of this..i may need to take some time out and brainstorm all the ideas and try out more pick-up-line on guys...

btw,if you guys wondering why yit had not post for so long..its because im proud to present you that yit wei is trying to impress more chicken rice dude as he is so proud that the chicken rice dude say we are handsome...so now his trying our new pick-up-line on them..

-ken-

p.s - if anyone have some cool pick-up-line feel free to message me....as i will try them on guys/girls randomly..and if it works..i will even post it here..=D

improve your skills - preview 1

alright people..this is the 1st preview bout what we gonna teach u how to improve your skills with girls..

have you guys ever feel fear when you all walk up to a women and try to talk to them?have you guys ever feel like u have the confident to go up to them and then back-out the last minutes because you were afraid to talk to them...you are afraid to be rejected or be embarrassed...well..you guys had come to the right place..

we are gonna teach you how to overcome your fear.

-understand the dynamics of male or female interactions better


-learning how to approach women using our trademark pick-up-line


-learning how to use the proper voice tone when using our pick-up-line


....and many more to come..


we have entirely spend our whole life,gone Thru the hard work..got rejected by thousand of girls and slaps as well..just to find the BEST PICK-UP-LINE for you guys to learn..if you guys wanna know more about our trademark PICK-UP-LINE..please visit our blog more often as we will teach you how to approach and use it in a proper way..or if your too anxious to know our pick-up-lines you can directly contact us...the number is shown in preview post.. charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it

SO...WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?MAKE THE COMMITMENT TO YOURSELF AND DO IT!!!!

-ken-

p.s - if you wanna hired a professional cameraman please do tell us as we got our good friend melissa khoo who is the pro in editing as well as taking video.

- please visit our good friend jeffrey wong blog as well..and if your lucky.he might update you guys with our famous pick-up-line..this is because jeff had gone Thru all the hard time with us to find the quality pick-up-line.

just for the money - season 2

yea people.. what kokken said is all true... i know.. its hard to believe... but its true alright... well actually it was quite easy for both of us to do it... this is due to the fact that we are both celebrities(according to Melissa in her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com/) well even if that isnt true, i have to say that we ARE good looking.. u know why? because a chicken rice man told us this...
just imagine this... we were just doing our normal stuff talking withour friends and all at the restaurant... and when the chicken rice dude came to give someone their order, he stared into the fone which Mel was holding... yup... Mel again.. its always her in our blog somehow.. haha.. anyway back to the point.. this was because Mels wallpaper was 2 of her good beloved friends, none other than kokken and yitwei... well he just stared with a blank expression on his face... and said that we were good looking... this proves that we really are... u guys know why?? well, if one of ur friends said ur good looking, sometimes they mean it, and sometimes they just say it to suck up to u.. if someone u just met said ur good looking.. that person is just trying to be nice.... but a chicken rice man... he have no reason whatsoever to say that we are good looking but he did.. and ill bet that he is well over his forties... imagine all the life experience he got.. forty years... thats more than twice of either mine or kokken's age.. all the guys and gals he have seen throughout his life when he was a kid till this day now... and starting his own chicken rice business, seeing new and different people everyday... he must have seen like what a few hundred thousand people in his life and he still say that we are good looking... we were honoured =) so next time u wanna know if your good looking, ask a chicken rice dude...

back to the main story here... for RM4, we were dared to go and speak to strangers that we didnt see before.. but we took up the challenge... we went up to this group of girls and said hi... we said some of my cool and usefull pick up lines and there you have it... a group of happy girls... i aint gonna tell u how we did this but if u really want to know, please call me (017-3260521) or kokken(017-3276678) for details... im sorry we do not have any video of the conversation... well we actually have one... but it was really bad quality... wrong angle, hands shaking and everything bad... this is because it was eugene that was taking the video.... yup.. an amatuer... if only Melissa was there.. she would have took the perfect video... hahaha... anyway.... want to improve your skills? want to get rid of the nervous feeling talking to strangers? want to get more girls? u got the right site.. call us... charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it... dont be shy.. call us now! and get a free pick up line(while stocks last.. based on first come first serve).. dont forget to check our blog once awhile for latest updats on tips which u will use in your life...

-yit-

just for the money

alrite people..today is a new day for the yitken as we did some cool stuff..and yesh..it is so cool that we did it for the sake of the RM4..but nevertheless we had a lot of fun talking to some stranger which i have no idea who's that..but who cares..as long as i get the RM4..

okie..here's what we did at asia..the handsome looking Eugene A.K.A Nemo and the pretty looking kuan lee dog dare us to go talk to the girls sitting 1 table away from us..and i swear to god i have no idea who are they..well..of cause with my handsome looking Stephen chow looks and my pretty looking and charming partner yit wei,i have confident that we can seduce the girls in no time.and yea,we kinda did..and yea once again..the process of talking to them was fun and it was cool as well..and i ain't gonna tell you guys how we did it..but if u wanna know more on how to improve your skills on "kau lui",please contact yit wei at 017-3260521 as he is the pro and his pick-up-lines are cool and very useful or you can also contact me at 017-3276678..today we have showed our skills to some of our loyal client...if you wanna know more please visit our blog more often as we will update you with the tips and skills on how to improve your pick-up-line..or if u cant wait for us to post you can directly contact us.
-ken-

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself(reply)

that is so nice of you seach my name on wikipedia..did u did that on purpose or just main tembak??hm mm...
well..it seems that my gay buddy just love to advertise me..and i kinda find it hard to keep myself humble...but since its my gay buddy..well..i can let it go for 1 more time..

about the bodybuilding thing..if anyone wanna try it just let us know..we will help u keep track your body..we will make sure that your body is just as nice as the body that i dreamed of..by the way,yit do u have extra Viagra??i think i might need 1 bottle of it.i know you have a lot in your house..hope you didn't finish all the 5 bottles of Viagra you brought from e-bay.

quote of the day: excuses are like armpits.everyone have a few of it.and.it stinks.(from a pastor from Sweden)
Sarah happy???got your quote in our blog..=P.

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself

hmmmm this is a mystery... we all know that kokken looks very much like the famous actor stephen chow... but does kokken only look like him? or is he stephen chow himself?!?! yea thats lame.. o well... but try this out...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)

i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : click on "god of cookery"

read it abit... and the results will be quite shocking i must say.... but wait, thats not all... heres something else...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)

i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : all steps above can be done in 1 step by just clicking the 'back' button on your browser
step 5 : click on "gorgeous"

read it abit.. and the results?! well nothing much... haha.. but if u scroll down to "cast includes" section and read the casts [(read from bottom to get to the point faster because its the seventh name from the bottom which is the main point here) confusing? o well.. just read from the top then ] whose name do u find? shocking ey.. ahaha..

well.. if u ppl wanna try it out go ahead.. it is much encouraged.. but if not.. its your loss =)


-yit-

How to get a good body (not advisable)

Well if anyone wants to know, there is only 1 way to get a body just like the picture i found under kokken's pile of underwear.. well basicly, u gotta have lots of food exercise, lift weights and all, eat healthy food, and most importantly, steroids.. o yea.. and dont forget.. viagra! yep thats right.. viagra... if your wondering why viagra, just look at the big bulge down there.. sorry for the obscenity but my friend lixing pointed it out to me(i must say he sounded pretty interested) and after a long and hard discussion between the both of us, we had deduced that the main cause for it was viagra ... and for the steroids, not much explanation needed there i guess.. it basicly gives u alot of tumor all over your body.. anyway, if anyone decides to try this method, please do let me or kokken know as we would love to see your improvement over the weeks... and if its good enough kokken might even take up body building again and i will have my partner once more and that is one hell of a great news for the world =) but i am warning all of you, this method is not advisable at all.. people will think you are a distorted freak and start running away from you for fear of their own lives just as people will do from the incredible hulk... so if u ask me, just follow the phrase "eat well, keep fit, die anyway" and u will have a normal life... but if u wanna try it anyway, like i said, please let me or kokken know about it.. you can also ask Melissa to take pictures of yourself to be kept for own personal use, posted up in this blog or just for the fun of it as she is a very good photographer and also a great photo editor... if you dont believe me, check out her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com... free promo again? lol..

-yit-

Body builders in the making part 3(episode 2)

OMG..you even search the pile of my underwear..how thoughtful of u..if you would just ask me i could give you underwear which i wear during the gym..
but too bad i gave it away for charity...and i threw that photo long ago..maybe it was too big for a body to suit my pretty face..it just look too much like incredible hulk..and how would a small balls goes for such a big body..just doesnt suits me..

and yea..i do have a lot of hard work to do.and my body is much more suitable for acting..i give up my bodybuilder career..its just too much for me to handle since my balls ain't that big to qualify to join in any competition..but but..i will still support you in your bodybuilder career..you have a lot of talent..

and yes..my pictures are free of charge except for the private pictures..and you guys can camwore with me anytime anywhere..just give me a call..;D.

-ken-

Body builders in the making part 3

thank you kokken.. i didnt know i play such an important role in your life.. i would have set a much better example if u told me this earlier.. im so sorry.. i have spoilt the surprise for everybody.. i didnt know it was meant to be a surprise.. and i didnt know i was your idol because one time when i was in ur room, i saw this picture in your cupboard hidden underneath the pile of underwear.. yep.. just like that.. u even pasted ur face on the poster... which to me, shows how much u wanna have that body.. thats why i thought that was your dream body.. i never thought u wanna be just like me.. im so touched.. thank you.. but if u wanna achieve that kind of body starting with this

you got alot of hard work to do man.. no wonder u prefer my body instead.. and yea u definitely dont want my balls.. too big for u =\ oops..

if u want to use his body picture for personal use, its all still free of charge.. because his body isnt as nice as mine yet.. so feel free to ask me or him for his picture.. but for the more private pictures, ask him, not me... =) feel free to contact us anytime at 017-3260521(yitwei) or 017-3276678(kokken) for an interview, pictures, autograph or just to hang out with 2 cool gay(happy) dudes... and a reminder, get his autograph now while its still free.. dont forget!

-YiT-

Body builders in the making part 2

well..seems like yit wei bocorkan my ambition..i wanted to give you guys a suprise but my dear friend yit wei told you guys my ambition..so i guess i have nothing to hide anymore..actually the real reason i post that video of yit wei is because im jealous of his body and i couldnt stand how he had such a nice body and i wanted to be like him..thats why i started this blog with him..i wanted to be just like him..to have his body shape but not his balls.opps..and i will post more yit wei's body..

if u wan his body picture for personal use,the price are set at each picture of the face will cost about RM150.
for each picture of the body above the waist level will cost about RM130..and picture of the butt will cost slightly higher...
for more information call me or my partner at 017-3276678 or 017-3260521
-ken-

Body builders in the making!

well... looks like my friend over here found my little video of me in the national juniors in singapore.. i was hoping nobody saw it but now that its in the blog, i have to admit, that is me.. i was reluctant to have my video up on youtube(search "yit wei" without quotes and u will find that video) for this exact reason.. but wats done is done.. anyway.. to those who do not know.. my ambition is to become a world class bodybuilder.. and it isnt only me.. my dear friend kokken also wants to be one... i just found out last week and was very surpried... but he just started body building so he does not have any videos of him joining any competition.. so everyone.. please wish both of us all the best and hope we can make our dream come true... this is a little sneak preview of the future us..

i know the photo editing isnt very good.. this is because MELISSA didnt help edit this one.. go check out her blog.. its very cool coz she has loads of nice pics... weeee... free promo.. lol...

-YiT-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI!!!

since that u say our blog is entertaining so i decided to give u this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

we here from the yitken blog as well as your old,nice,sweet,caring,handsome,pretty and the not so handsome pretty as well as gay friends wish you a very happy birthday..i know i know..u must be crying because we are so sweet..but please..control yourself..anyway enjoy this blog..and RATE IT!!!!

YIT WEI A BODYBUILDER??

hey people..this is a video of yit wei at national junior bodybuilder competition at singapore..enjoy~


credits to lixing for sending me this video..

i still prefer my gay yitwei..that yit wei looks like some "COLOUR WOLF".