Wednesday, October 3, 2007

How to get a good body (not advisable)

Well if anyone wants to know, there is only 1 way to get a body just like the picture i found under kokken's pile of underwear.. well basicly, u gotta have lots of food exercise, lift weights and all, eat healthy food, and most importantly, steroids.. o yea.. and dont forget.. viagra! yep thats right.. viagra... if your wondering why viagra, just look at the big bulge down there.. sorry for the obscenity but my friend lixing pointed it out to me(i must say he sounded pretty interested) and after a long and hard discussion between the both of us, we had deduced that the main cause for it was viagra ... and for the steroids, not much explanation needed there i guess.. it basicly gives u alot of tumor all over your body.. anyway, if anyone decides to try this method, please do let me or kokken know as we would love to see your improvement over the weeks... and if its good enough kokken might even take up body building again and i will have my partner once more and that is one hell of a great news for the world =) but i am warning all of you, this method is not advisable at all.. people will think you are a distorted freak and start running away from you for fear of their own lives just as people will do from the incredible hulk... so if u ask me, just follow the phrase "eat well, keep fit, die anyway" and u will have a normal life... but if u wanna try it anyway, like i said, please let me or kokken know about it.. you can also ask Melissa to take pictures of yourself to be kept for own personal use, posted up in this blog or just for the fun of it as she is a very good photographer and also a great photo editor... if you dont believe me, check out her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com... free promo again? lol..

-yit-

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