Friday, October 19, 2007

Not as good

well ken.. looks like ur just not as good as me... there are lots of reason to why i said this.. here goes...

ur "im back" post is not as good as mine.. mine is much longer and much more interesting... more people read my post... maybe this is because ur popularity is not as high as mine... im just more popular, so people are just more interested in me... even though ur the famous actor stephen chow, looks like people these days are more interested in body builders... so they prefer me... im sorry ken but looks like im more popular than u..

ur eyes are not as good as mine.. u stoned in front of the tv for 24 hours and u still didnt manage to see my advertisement.. maybe because my eyes are more pretty... people say i have long eyelashes and pretty eyes.. some people are jealous of my eyes too... this means that my eyes are nicer... sad to say ken, but my eyes are much better than urs...

ur advertisement is not as good as mine... u see ken, maybe they did limit my ad to once every 2 days for each channel, but still people manage to see it... unlike ur kfc advertisement, i only saw it once and alot of other people didnt even see it... i have a guess to why it is like that though... i asked a reliable soure about ur advertisement cause i only saw it once.. this is what he said.. "ur lucky u can even see the ad... now people cant even see it anymore!.. it has been banned.. u see, boss wasnt around when they aired the advertisement cause he was on holiday.. but the moment he came back and saw it, he asked to ban the advertisement as well as all other fast food advertisement... this is because of the background actor.... the production crew tried their best to hide him.... only putting half of his body and face on screen, but that is just not enough... he is just too ugly... people tend to look at him rather than the whole advertisement itself... so boss decided to ban the advertisement.. as for all the other advertisement, he just wanted to jaga the backgound actor feelings"... yes ken.. im afraid he's talking bout u... so when u say im not as handsome as u, u got it the other way round.. ur not as handsome as me actually.. basicly, ur looks are not as good as mine... but dont worry.. u were born like that.. u cand help it.. so just ignore it okay?

ur talent is not as good as mine... well basicly, i was main actor, u were background actor... easy enough to see... i more talented than u ken.. no hard feelings =)

its ur birthday today!! happy birthday!! from ur one true gay partner... actually i already wanted to get u a nokia n95 and an i-phone for ur birthday... i called the shops and ordered it already.. but when i read ur post and read the part where u wrote "if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys" i started to think.. im ur one true and nice good handsome gay partner.. not just a friend. i immediately called the shops and cancelled the order... i dont wanna give u what other people is giving u.. i wanna be special... so for this birthday of yours, im gonna give u... get ready for this.... NOTHING!!!... all the other people are giving u presents.. so by giving u nothing., im the odd one out and u will remember me!!! so once again happy birthday!!


-yit-

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