Tuesday, December 18, 2007

yitken dance.

alright people..today we are officially showing you guys out there our famous yitken dance..this is what we been doing this few days and we been training for quite some time to perfect this spectacular dance..

so lets get started.






that was yit wei doing solo dance..it look SOOO dumb that even i ask him to teach me that dance..yesh..you heard it right..he TAUGHT me that TUTTT dance..and soon it became the yitken trademark dance..welll...


this was the trial and i got to say that this looks much better then our original dance and its all because of my sesat dance there...=D




and this is our trademark the yitken dance..hope you guys will enjoy it.=D
-ken-

Thursday, December 13, 2007

another free hug campaign??

yup..you heard it right..and you even saw the video of our free hugs...and we are gonna plan for another free hug campaign as our 1st free hug campaign is too short for us and i dont get to hold the cardboard as i was the only professional camera-man there..if only i hold the cardboard im pretty sure that i will get more hugs then fong you...

now we are in the process of planning our next stop for our campaign..so do support us if you there..we will update you guys if we are planning to do another campaign and i hope this time we will get more support from you guys...
and gals..its your chance to hug our actor woo yit wei...do not miss this chance and u may hug as many times as you wan...

-ken-

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The free hugs campaign!

yes people.. just like wat the title said.. we did a free hugs campaign recently at the curve on 9th december... and it was a total success!.. a total of 7 of us went to the curve for the campaign and we have a rough total of 16 hugs from random people!... fongyou got the most with around 15... yitwei got only 1 and others got 0.. well dun think wrongly.. this is just because fongyou hogged the cardboard with the sign "free hugs" practically the whole time.. when i just took it out he snatched it from me and therefore he got all the hugs.. so please do not think wrongly.. we could have gotten 100 over hugs if fongyou hadn't hogged the board.. o well.. it was over and we still did get some hugs.. so overall it is a success! haha.. here are some videos of the campaign..





well hope u like them and we will be updating soon!

-yit-

Monday, December 10, 2007

Coming soon

dear loyal readers, the reason for the lay off for this week is because we were preparing for our first campaign which we hosted just today... and it was a success! it is a surprise and we will not tell u what campaign is it so you will have to wait... all pictures and videos is still in the camera and as soon as we get it into the computer we will post it up and u will have the time of your life! so dont stop checking our blog! u will not regret this.. =)

Saturday, December 1, 2007

no comment..

err..well..yit is right.its sad to say that cats earn more then me..yup..u heard it right..those cat at the KFC commercial earn more then i do.i know i know..its sad rite...DAMN!!see..who say animals are useless..its sad to see that those once a stray cat can earn more money then a healthy handsome 18 year "YOUNG" guy..and thx to the fast improving market..now they even hired animals more then human...and yet their salary are much higher then us..but their pay aint that much different from yit pay..so dont give me that type of look..
so guys..whenever your thinking acting as your career..think twice..because at any point,cats can get paid more then you do..unless your as handsome as yit then u might stand a chance to get paid slighty more then cats..=D

-ken-

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

perfect present..

yes looks like u all can finally see my advertisement... to tell u the truth.. i too have totally no idea what the advertisement is about... but i dont really care... at least i got some money.. well more money than ken when he did his advertisement... just to let u all know... he acted in a kfc commercial and he was on tv... well half of him... and totally not focused... at least people can see my face clearly.. ahah... and yea his ad got cancelled cause of his face problems... read it in our archives the whole story is there somewhere.. month of october and the title is "not as good"... and just to let u all know... yea he got paid... but cats got more pay than him... yeap thats right... CATS... in the kfc fishburger advertisement, the cats are getting more pay than our friend ken over here... just imagine how much he's getting =)

-yit-

Monday, November 26, 2007

yit wei's commercial..

okie guys..this is what you all have been waiting for..yit wei astro commercial..although its been air quite some time in astro..but for ppl like me who have astro but doesnt seem to have luck to watch his ad..heres the chance to view it on our blog...





if you guys cant spot yit wei..here's a hint..you see the guy who run like a jakon..yup..the 1st fellow who run like there's a gay den on the other side.yup..thats him..honestly i have no idea whats the commercial about..but what it seems to me is they are running on top of the mountain to watch some "TIGER SHOW" and once they saw it they cheer.
heard he say it is time,brother to brother,strength to strength,courage fill with our empty spaces...
let me translate that..brother to brother basiclly mean that guy to guy = gay...strength to strength means something like you know.when gays make love they............so they will use strength to compare see who's "THING" is stronger....courage fill with our empty spaces is just some pick-up-line to get guy..dont trust me??just say that to any chicken rice dude..99% of them will say that your handsome...

see..even astro support gay people...

Saturday, November 24, 2007

inflation?

yes just like my business partner here said.. the price of flour went up... so our toilet paper price must go up too.. as u all know.. toilet paper is made from flour.. so the cost of making the toilet paper is more expensive.. therefore we must sell at a higher price to rake in more income... but our prices will not go up so soon... we are giving our dear readers time to take the shocking surprise and let all of you buy it before its too late... but hurry now while there is still time... online booking can be made aswell if one does not have any form of phone.... kindly send your mail to loyal_bolton@hotmail.com (company email) for reservations... do not hesitate or stocks will be gone... as u all know our toilet paper is the top quality hand made toilet paper in malaysia... it is one of the top 10 inventions of all our 5 inventions we have invented so far.. here is a sentence which i copied from an article in the magazine "top malaysian invention"... in the toiletries section, "the unknown brand of yit&ken toilet papers is not selling at any stores in malaysia but it's quality hand work is no doubt the best in malaysia. only purchasable online, it sells cheap for such a perfect toilet paper.. it can wipe practically anything off of everything and will be taking part in the 'invention of the year' award year 2007" .. everything i just written is not made up.. it is published in a magazine and therefore true... do not think otherwise... so before we start getting orders from all over malaysia, we are giving you, our loyal readers, a chance to get it quick fast and now... so don't be shy and call or mail us for our products now...


-yit-

Friday, November 23, 2007

new product..(toilet paper)

if you guys wanna buy be quick cause we have limited stock...well..u know..since the price of flour goes up...we may need to increase the price of our product as well..so before we raise our price,do buy if interested..and we also sell toilet paper as well..but of cause if your the 1st 50 customer then you will get a free roll of toilet paper and if your not the 1st 50 customer dont be sad..we also sell toilet paper as well..so if interested plz call kok ken(017-3276678) or yit wei (017-3260521)...our toilet paper is the top handmade toilet paper in malaysia..and its in our top 10 list of the best invention on the yitken blog...

-ken-

for sale

i hope you people like our new product.. those interested in having one please call kokken(017-3276678) or yitwei(017-3260521).. only RM9.99 for this piece of masterpiece and if u are one of the first 50 people we will throw in free toilet paper and for the 1st 5 customer will get exclusive autograph from kok ken and yit wei.. a once in a lifetime offer =D (first come first serve basis).. artwork will be sent to your house for a cheap price of RM3.50 no matter where your house is... all items are bound to hardwork tax of 35%.. so all in all the whole thing would cost RM18.22.. not a heavy price for a girl(or guy) of your dream dont you think? so what are you waiting for?! call now and be happy for the rest of your lives, or don't call and see other people being happy for the rest of their lives.. satisfaction guaranteed..

-yit-

Thursday, November 22, 2007

new product...

hey guys..sorry that we didnt update our blog..yit was right..we were doing our secret survey..and like he say..we were very surprise on the result..the count is still incresing even though we not updating our blog..

the reason that we didnt update our blog is because we are creating our new product for guys who had a hard time to buy gift..dont worry guys..our blog offer not only advice but the best gift which you can give to your dream gal as well..for preview this is our new product..

we been working very hard to make this in order for guys out there to show out their love and support to our blog...and sorry for the blurr image.this is because yit is suck at taking photo..his just not as good as mel...

and this are the comments from our loyal reader...

queenie~ says:
thats so not you!omg what happened to you kok ken.

xin : "VERY NICE,VERY SWEET"

Elaine :
thattt.. the first girl who new what is was...is the great almighty girl..... really intelligent... caring.. and everything nice..named Elaine and she is really cooool and and i like fish.. becoz i am a fish i like fish.. becoz i am a fish....becoz fish is nice..fish is swe......
(okie okie..thats enough..thx for ur long COMMENT elaine)

FongYou : Who's the U??ur gf isit?ccb(no idea why he say ccb)

well..i hate to say this...but i gave this thing to yit on his bday...and apparently he love it so much till he frame it under his bed..now that's a NEW WAY OF FRAME right there..

-ken-

Monday, November 12, 2007

Secret survey

dear loyal readers.. if u are all wondering why we have not been posting anything lately, its because we were doing a secret survey... we stopped posting for quite some time but the view count is still increasing.. this is just to check the loyalty of our readers and we have to say we're impressed... good work and keep reading this blog! it is not dead YET and wont be anytime soon so dont worry everybody, ur favourite blog will still be around!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

alrite before i start i wanna give my tribute to the late TAN SRi Lim GOh TONG who had contribute so much to malaysia as he is the 1st and the last person in malaysia who open a casino legally.so people be greatful that u get to go genting not just gamble but get to try our pick-up-line on the rich girls..who knows maybe u get to get 1 back home??okie..back to tribute..so people once your reading this,please give a minute of silence to pay your last respect to TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG..

okie...now this blog is back to business..i been away for far too long and the blog is so dull..yit just cant do it alone cant ya..too bad you need me to make this blog interesting..

sorry guys for not to be able to be entertain you guys out there because i been kinda busy nowadays..guess that yit just suck at entertain you guys..cis cis..cant blame ya.and till now i still havent see ur ad yet..must be u not handsome enough thats why the manager dont wanna memalukan ur reputation..so thats why they limit your ad so that they dont get boo..but then they cant dont show the ad because they waste so much money on it..so now all they can do is just limit it hope that ppl dont see your ad..

alrite people we had a bad news for you guys....we wanna tell you guys out there that we had currently on hold our current project which is the pick-up-lines...this is due tight schedule that we have..but we had been trying to get contact with 1 of the winners from a beauty pageant..this will be a great chance for guys out there who wanna get better interaction with girls..we will try our best to interview her..we will update you guys once we get the chance to interview her...
if any girls wanna know the secret of how guys pikat girls or how to pikat guy then u can directly call me or yit wei and send me a photo of yourself and you will get a free date session either with the famous actor STEPHEN CHOW a.k.a KOK KEN or the upcoming star YIT WEI...its a rare chance to get to date 1 of us..SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR??HURRY!!come date us while stock(date) last...1st come 1st serve basis(only available for girls)

-ken-

Saturday, October 20, 2007

hmmm hmmmm

well yea... after u posted our visitors shot up to 900+... but before that was 880+ if im not wrong... WOW... 20 PEOPLE!!.... not bad... not bad at all... ur lucky i didnt see the count when i posted mine.. but im sure its way more than urs anytime... we can have a poll on it... see who is more interesting... but i dont wanna hurt ur feelings after knowing the truth... so just forget bout the poll la k.. ahhah...

u sit for 24 hours and still cant see me? i know why ad la... its cause ur not handsome enough.. astro dont wanna waste their time showing people like u my advertisement... so they dont... u know astro can track which user is wathing what channel.. i think when they fix astro on ur house the fella go and tell the big boss that ur not handsome.. so the big boss always monitor what channel ur watching... so he dont put my advertisement on the channel u watching.. must be it la.. no other reason ad... haha... o well... dont worry though... u cant help it... its not your fault.. i got your back!!.. =D

-yit-

hmmm....

i wanna thanks every1 for wishing me a happy birthday...and sorry for not replying you guys cause so ngam my credit "Kong" plus expired today...auww..thats so sweet of u yit..you should had brought it for me then it will be so special for me..cause every one's not buying for me..so if you buy for me then your the odd 1 out there..and i was so wrong about you..i though u were a great partner who would buy me a nokia N95 but i was so wrong...but nvm..its never too late for you to buy me 1...=D

okie..lets c..my post is not as long as yours??well..maybe your right..but i just realise something..for the past week i had not post anything and our visitor is not increasing..but once i post my "I'M BACK" post it terus shoot up to 900+ visitors...well..if my post is not interesting then my statistic says otherwise..hmm..seems like u need to improve your writing skills...seems like u have a big body but small brains..

and yes..i was sitting at in front of my TV to prove that your theory is right..but somehow..its sad to say.it didn't work for me..i wanted to be proud of you..but seems like astro just didn't want that..oo.weell..guess that your not as handsome as me..that's why.

DAMN!!for once you got it right on the spot..well..i hate to admit this..acting just doesn't suits me

ooo..by the way people..im still waiting for my NOKIA N95!!!
-ken-

Friday, October 19, 2007

Not as good

well ken.. looks like ur just not as good as me... there are lots of reason to why i said this.. here goes...

ur "im back" post is not as good as mine.. mine is much longer and much more interesting... more people read my post... maybe this is because ur popularity is not as high as mine... im just more popular, so people are just more interested in me... even though ur the famous actor stephen chow, looks like people these days are more interested in body builders... so they prefer me... im sorry ken but looks like im more popular than u..

ur eyes are not as good as mine.. u stoned in front of the tv for 24 hours and u still didnt manage to see my advertisement.. maybe because my eyes are more pretty... people say i have long eyelashes and pretty eyes.. some people are jealous of my eyes too... this means that my eyes are nicer... sad to say ken, but my eyes are much better than urs...

ur advertisement is not as good as mine... u see ken, maybe they did limit my ad to once every 2 days for each channel, but still people manage to see it... unlike ur kfc advertisement, i only saw it once and alot of other people didnt even see it... i have a guess to why it is like that though... i asked a reliable soure about ur advertisement cause i only saw it once.. this is what he said.. "ur lucky u can even see the ad... now people cant even see it anymore!.. it has been banned.. u see, boss wasnt around when they aired the advertisement cause he was on holiday.. but the moment he came back and saw it, he asked to ban the advertisement as well as all other fast food advertisement... this is because of the background actor.... the production crew tried their best to hide him.... only putting half of his body and face on screen, but that is just not enough... he is just too ugly... people tend to look at him rather than the whole advertisement itself... so boss decided to ban the advertisement.. as for all the other advertisement, he just wanted to jaga the backgound actor feelings"... yes ken.. im afraid he's talking bout u... so when u say im not as handsome as u, u got it the other way round.. ur not as handsome as me actually.. basicly, ur looks are not as good as mine... but dont worry.. u were born like that.. u cand help it.. so just ignore it okay?

ur talent is not as good as mine... well basicly, i was main actor, u were background actor... easy enough to see... i more talented than u ken.. no hard feelings =)

its ur birthday today!! happy birthday!! from ur one true gay partner... actually i already wanted to get u a nokia n95 and an i-phone for ur birthday... i called the shops and ordered it already.. but when i read ur post and read the part where u wrote "if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys" i started to think.. im ur one true and nice good handsome gay partner.. not just a friend. i immediately called the shops and cancelled the order... i dont wanna give u what other people is giving u.. i wanna be special... so for this birthday of yours, im gonna give u... get ready for this.... NOTHING!!!... all the other people are giving u presents.. so by giving u nothing., im the odd one out and u will remember me!!! so once again happy birthday!!


-yit-

Thursday, October 18, 2007

IM BACK!!

hey people..sorry for not posting at our blog..this is mainly because i accidentally spill water on my laptop few days back so it kinda spoil for a while...but now my laptop is back on track thanks to our great doctor

so..has anyone seen yit wei's advertisement yet??if you haven't that's normal and lets admit it..yit's idea of asking us to stone at the sofa and watch 1 channel for 24 hours just doesn't work..and
yesh..i hate to admit this,i actually did that just to watch my his advertisement but apparently i don't see his ad anywhere..maybe this is because yit is not as handsome as me,so they might limit his advertisement to once every 2 days for 1 channel..so if anyone still havent saw his ad..don't feel bad.its just him.so don't waste your precious time to see him but do watch my advertisment..yup..you hear me right..i have acted on some advertisement too for KFC...but then sadly the government had banned all the fast food restaurant so my advertisement never manage to come out..but i guarantee you that my ad is much nicer then his and well..about the payment..let just say that it is quite reasonable for me..

ooo...and people..my birthday is tomorrow..so this is what i want
1)NOKIA N95
2)I-PHONE

if your my true and nice good handsome friend..i will be hoping all this from you guys...
cheers...

-ken-

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Bloggers block

sorry people... but we are having a terrible condition which is known as bloggers block... this is the reason why we have not posted up anything latley... dont worry tho... we are asking a great doctor who can handle this problem to treat us and we will be posting soon! so please continue to check our blog regularly!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

YIT WEI CELEBRATION!!

alrite people..seems that yit wei advertisment is out..that means that he got his pay-check too...

so...shall we ugut him to belanja us makan??it wont be too mahal..of cause we dont wanna burden him..plus his exam just over..so lets go makan at tai thong..just the perfect celebration for our star...
okie yit wei??

if any1 agree plz tell us at our cbox...maybe..just maybe if we have enough people to ugut him then we may get to eat there for free....plus u get a copy of his autograph for free!!!get to eat with our star plus free autograph..doesnt sound too bad right?

jess.ling suggested it..=D..

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I'M BACK!!~~

yea people!!.. im back.. ahha.. i know u all misssed me... thanks kokken for telling them the reason why i havent been posting lately... and thanks for posting stuff alone just so our loyal readers are not bored! dont worry now im back and we can do it together again! =D

exams are just over.. but that's only part of the reason why i havent been posting for awhile... well.. of course i had to study and all.. i was pretty much at home sitting at the study table studying all my subjects for the exam other than the times when i went out to various chicken rice stalls all over selangor to try my pick up line on them.. the pick up lines works alright. has its ups and downs... but i also have done a survey on them the question was "how do we look" and i showed them a picture of me and ken... well the survey concluded that 83.6% of all chicken rice dudes think that we are 'leng zai', 12.7% thinks that we are handsome... thats a total of 96.3% of all chicken rice dude in selangor saying we are GOOD LOOKING!!.. for the other 3.7%.. well... i hate to say this.... but they think we are..... CUTE!!!.. yea cute.... i didnt want to say it because it will only people jealous of how we look..... ah well... me being honest self just have to post it up so that all will know about the surveys result... there you have it...

and another thing... i am now an official actor... yup u heard me... actor... this is because the advertisement which i had a role in came out... its in astro... sorry i dont have any videos of it to put up in the blog yet.... so far i only know of 2 ppl which saw the ad on tv... well dont worry, if u want to see it, here's a sure way for you... turn on astro and choose a channel... any channel.. its an astro ad so it should be on all channels... but try to choose a channel which have lots of advertisement and not movies(common sense tells you that).... so heres how to watch it.... choose the channel which i said earlier, and stick to that channel... dont even change it... u are sure to see the advertisement in just 24 hours... yup... 24 hours... thats a moderate wait seeing astro have thousands of advertisement they show everyday... so just be patient and u will get to see me on tv!!.. but if ur not patient and dont like to just sit and wait, then here's what you do... turn on astro and just flip the channels 'ACCORDING TO NUMBER" or wtv u call it... dont skip a channel... thats important.... here's why... the advertisement is 1 and a half minutes long so if u manage to flip all the channels in less than one and a half minute, u are guaranteed to see the ad in less than 24 hours!.. but here's the catch... u gotta flip it non stop so its gonna be tiring for ur fingers.. so people its up to u to either wait or flip.... and if u do not wish to do either one, then just watch tv like normal.... u are bound to see the ad in 1 years time.... any longer than that then just give up cause the ad is going to be on air for just 1 year... so.. best of luck to all of u!

Monday, October 8, 2007

IMPROVE your skills

alright people..i hate to admit this but apparently there is some problem with our pick-up-lines..today i try it on some guy on the streets...but apparently i think those guys got it wrong and they though i wanted to impress their girlfriend so they kinda gave me some.....well..beating...im still wondering why this aint working for guys...I know im not as charming as yit wei...but im certainly much handsome then him and i know my balls are much more attractive as i don't have balls as big as him.owhh well..guess the chicken rice dude are right..i am too handsome for those guys to handle..

and because of this..i may need to take some time out and brainstorm all the ideas and try out more pick-up-line on guys...

btw,if you guys wondering why yit had not post for so long..its because im proud to present you that yit wei is trying to impress more chicken rice dude as he is so proud that the chicken rice dude say we are handsome...so now his trying our new pick-up-line on them..

-ken-

p.s - if anyone have some cool pick-up-line feel free to message me....as i will try them on guys/girls randomly..and if it works..i will even post it here..=D

Saturday, October 6, 2007

improve your skills - preview 1

alright people..this is the 1st preview bout what we gonna teach u how to improve your skills with girls..

have you guys ever feel fear when you all walk up to a women and try to talk to them?have you guys ever feel like u have the confident to go up to them and then back-out the last minutes because you were afraid to talk to them...you are afraid to be rejected or be embarrassed...well..you guys had come to the right place..

we are gonna teach you how to overcome your fear.

-understand the dynamics of male or female interactions better


-learning how to approach women using our trademark pick-up-line


-learning how to use the proper voice tone when using our pick-up-line


....and many more to come..


we have entirely spend our whole life,gone Thru the hard work..got rejected by thousand of girls and slaps as well..just to find the BEST PICK-UP-LINE for you guys to learn..if you guys wanna know more about our trademark PICK-UP-LINE..please visit our blog more often as we will teach you how to approach and use it in a proper way..or if your too anxious to know our pick-up-lines you can directly contact us
...the number is shown in preview post.. charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it

SO...WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?MAKE THE COMMITMENT TO YOURSELF AND DO IT!!!!

-ken-

p.s - if you wanna hired a professional cameraman please do tell us as we got our good friend melissa khoo who is the pro in editing as well as taking video.

- please visit our good friend jeffrey wong blog as well..and if your lucky.he might update you guys with our famous pick-up-line..this is because jeff had gone Thru
all the hard time with us to find the quality pick-up-line.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

just for the money - season 2

yea people.. what kokken said is all true... i know.. its hard to believe... but its true alright... well actually it was quite easy for both of us to do it... this is due to the fact that we are both celebrities(according to Melissa in her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com/) well even if that isnt true, i have to say that we ARE good looking.. u know why? because a chicken rice man told us this...
just imagine this... we were just doing our normal stuff talking withour friends and all at the restaurant... and when the chicken rice dude came to give someone their order, he stared into the fone which Mel was holding... yup... Mel again.. its always her in our blog somehow.. haha.. anyway back to the point.. this was because Mels wallpaper was 2 of her good beloved friends, none other than kokken and yitwei... well he just stared with a blank expression on his face... and said that we were good looking... this proves that we really are... u guys know why?? well, if one of ur friends said ur good looking, sometimes they mean it, and sometimes they just say it to suck up to u.. if someone u just met said ur good looking.. that person is just trying to be nice.... but a chicken rice man... he have no reason whatsoever to say that we are good looking but he did.. and ill bet that he is well over his forties... imagine all the life experience he got.. forty years... thats more than twice of either mine or kokken's age.. all the guys and gals he have seen throughout his life when he was a kid till this day now... and starting his own chicken rice business, seeing new and different people everyday... he must have seen like what a few hundred thousand people in his life and he still say that we are good looking... we were honoured =) so next time u wanna know if your good looking, ask a chicken rice dude...

back to the main story here... for RM4, we were dared to go and speak to strangers that we didnt see before.. but we took up the challenge... we went up to this group of girls and said hi... we said some of my cool and usefull pick up lines and there you have it... a group of happy girls... i aint gonna tell u how we did this but if u really want to know, please call me (017-3260521) or kokken(017-3276678) for details... im sorry we do not have any video of the conversation... well we actually have one... but it was really bad quality... wrong angle, hands shaking and everything bad... this is because it was eugene that was taking the video.... yup.. an amatuer... if only Melissa was there.. she would have took the perfect video... hahaha... anyway.... want to improve your skills? want to get rid of the nervous feeling talking to strangers? want to get more girls? u got the right site.. call us... charges will be based on duration and number of lessons but its cheap and its worth it... dont be shy.. call us now! and get a free pick up line(while stocks last.. based on first come first serve).. dont forget to check our blog once awhile for latest updats on tips which u will use in your life...

-yit-

just for the money

alrite people..today is a new day for the yitken as we did some cool stuff..and yesh..it is so cool that we did it for the sake of the RM4..but nevertheless we had a lot of fun talking to some stranger which i have no idea who's that..but who cares..as long as i get the RM4..

okie..here's what we did at asia..the handsome looking Eugene A.K.A Nemo and the pretty looking kuan lee dog dare us to go talk to the girls sitting 1 table away from us..and i swear to god i have no idea who are they..well..of cause with my handsome looking Stephen chow looks and my pretty looking and charming partner yit wei,i have confident that we can seduce the girls in no time.and yea,we kinda did..and yea once again..the process of talking to them was fun and it was cool as well..and i ain't gonna tell you guys how we did it..but if u wanna know more on how to improve your skills on "kau lui",please contact yit wei at 017-3260521 as he is the pro and his pick-up-lines are cool and very useful or you can also contact me at 017-3276678..today we have showed our skills to some of our loyal client...if you wanna know more please visit our blog more often as we will update you with the tips and skills on how to improve your pick-up-line..or if u cant wait for us to post you can directly contact us.
-ken-

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself(reply)

that is so nice of you seach my name on wikipedia..did u did that on purpose or just main tembak??hm mm...
well..it seems that my gay buddy just love to advertise me..and i kinda find it hard to keep myself humble...but since its my gay buddy..well..i can let it go for 1 more time..

about the bodybuilding thing..if anyone wanna try it just let us know..we will help u keep track your body..we will make sure that your body is just as nice as the body that i dreamed of..by the way,yit do u have extra Viagra??i think i might need 1 bottle of it.i know you have a lot in your house..hope you didn't finish all the 5 bottles of Viagra you brought from e-bay.

quote of the day: excuses are like armpits.everyone have a few of it.and.it stinks.(from a pastor from Sweden)
Sarah happy???got your quote in our blog..=P.

Stephen chow look alike? or stephen chow himself

hmmmm this is a mystery... we all know that kokken looks very much like the famous actor stephen chow... but does kokken only look like him? or is he stephen chow himself?!?! yea thats lame.. o well... but try this out...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)
i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : click on "god of cookery"

read it abit... and the results will be quite shocking i must say.... but wait, thats not all... heres something else...

step 1 : go to http://en.wikipedia.org/
step 2 : search "kok ken" without quotes
step 3 : results should be(according to order)
i) God of cookery - 100% relevance
ii) Gorgeous(Film) - 100% relevance
iii) Armageddon(1997 film) - 98.6% relevance
and so on

step 4 : all steps above can be done in 1 step by just clicking the 'back' button on your browser
step 5 : click on "gorgeous"

read it abit.. and the results?! well nothing much... haha.. but if u scroll down to "cast includes" section and read the casts [(read from bottom to get to the point faster because its the seventh name from the bottom which is the main point here) confusing? o well.. just read from the top then ] whose name do u find? shocking ey.. ahaha..

well.. if u ppl wanna try it out go ahead.. it is much encouraged.. but if not.. its your loss =)


-yit-

How to get a good body (not advisable)

Well if anyone wants to know, there is only 1 way to get a body just like the picture i found under kokken's pile of underwear.. well basicly, u gotta have lots of food exercise, lift weights and all, eat healthy food, and most importantly, steroids.. o yea.. and dont forget.. viagra! yep thats right.. viagra... if your wondering why viagra, just look at the big bulge down there.. sorry for the obscenity but my friend lixing pointed it out to me(i must say he sounded pretty interested) and after a long and hard discussion between the both of us, we had deduced that the main cause for it was viagra ... and for the steroids, not much explanation needed there i guess.. it basicly gives u alot of tumor all over your body.. anyway, if anyone decides to try this method, please do let me or kokken know as we would love to see your improvement over the weeks... and if its good enough kokken might even take up body building again and i will have my partner once more and that is one hell of a great news for the world =) but i am warning all of you, this method is not advisable at all.. people will think you are a distorted freak and start running away from you for fear of their own lives just as people will do from the incredible hulk... so if u ask me, just follow the phrase "eat well, keep fit, die anyway" and u will have a normal life... but if u wanna try it anyway, like i said, please let me or kokken know about it.. you can also ask Melissa to take pictures of yourself to be kept for own personal use, posted up in this blog or just for the fun of it as she is a very good photographer and also a great photo editor... if you dont believe me, check out her blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com... free promo again? lol..

-yit-

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Body builders in the making part 3(episode 2)

OMG..you even search the pile of my underwear..how thoughtful of u..if you would just ask me i could give you underwear which i wear during the gym..
but too bad i gave it away for charity...and i threw that photo long ago..maybe it was too big for a body to suit my pretty face..it just look too much like incredible hulk..and how would a small balls goes for such a big body..just doesnt suits me..

and yea..i do have a lot of hard work to do.and my body is much more suitable for acting..i give up my bodybuilder career..its just too much for me to handle since my balls ain't that big to qualify to join in any competition..but but..i will still support you in your bodybuilder career..you have a lot of talent..

and yes..my pictures are free of charge except for the private pictures..and you guys can camwore with me anytime anywhere..just give me a call..;D.

-ken-

Body builders in the making part 3

thank you kokken.. i didnt know i play such an important role in your life.. i would have set a much better example if u told me this earlier.. im so sorry.. i have spoilt the surprise for everybody.. i didnt know it was meant to be a surprise.. and i didnt know i was your idol because one time when i was in ur room, i saw this picture in your cupboard hidden underneath the pile of underwear.. yep.. just like that.. u even pasted ur face on the poster... which to me, shows how much u wanna have that body.. thats why i thought that was your dream body.. i never thought u wanna be just like me.. im so touched.. thank you.. but if u wanna achieve that kind of body starting with this

you got alot of hard work to do man.. no wonder u prefer my body instead.. and yea u definitely dont want my balls.. too big for u =\ oops..


if u want to use his body picture for personal use, its all still free of charge.. because his body isnt as nice as mine yet.. so feel free to ask me or him for his picture.. but for the more private pictures, ask him, not me... =) feel free to contact us anytime at 017-3260521(yitwei) or 017-3276678(kokken) for an interview, pictures, autograph or just to hang out with 2 cool gay(happy) dudes... and a reminder, get his autograph now while its still free.. dont forget!
-YiT-

Body builders in the making part 2

well..seems like yit wei bocorkan my ambition..i wanted to give you guys a suprise but my dear friend yit wei told you guys my ambition..so i guess i have nothing to hide anymore..actually the real reason i post that video of yit wei is because im jealous of his body and i couldnt stand how he had such a nice body and i wanted to be like him..thats why i started this blog with him..i wanted to be just like him..to have his body shape but not his balls.opps..and i will post more yit wei's body..

if u wan his body picture for personal use,the price are set at each picture of the face will cost about RM150.
for each picture of the body above the waist level will cost about RM130..and picture of the butt will cost slightly higher...
for more information call me or my partner at 017-3276678 or 017-3260521
-ken-

Body builders in the making!

well... looks like my friend over here found my little video of me in the national juniors in singapore.. i was hoping nobody saw it but now that its in the blog, i have to admit, that is me.. i was reluctant to have my video up on youtube(search "yit wei" without quotes and u will find that video) for this exact reason.. but wats done is done.. anyway.. to those who do not know.. my ambition is to become a world class bodybuilder.. and it isnt only me.. my dear friend kokken also wants to be one... i just found out last week and was very surpried... but he just started body building so he does not have any videos of him joining any competition.. so everyone.. please wish both of us all the best and hope we can make our dream come true... this is a little sneak preview of the future us..


i know the photo editing isnt very good.. this is because MELISSA didnt help edit this one.. go check out her blog.. its very cool coz she has loads of nice pics... weeee... free promo.. lol...


-YiT-

Monday, October 1, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI!!!

since that u say our blog is entertaining so i decided to give u this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAN HUI..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

we here from the yitken blog as well as your old,nice,sweet,caring,
handsome,pretty and the not so handsome pretty as well as gay friends wish you a very happy birthday..i know i know..u must be crying because we are so sweet..but please..control yourself..anyway enjoy this blog..and RATE IT!!!!

YIT WEI A BODYBUILDER??

hey people..this is a video of yit wei at national junior bodybuilder competition at singapore..enjoy~


credits to lixing for sending me this video..

i still prefer my gay yitwei..that yit wei looks like some "COLOUR WOLF".

Sunday, September 30, 2007

THANK YOU MEL

THANK YOU MEL FOR PROMOTING OUR BLOG!!.. NOW ITS OUR TURN!

Our good friend Melissa has started a blog a long time ago.. and its a good one!.. but sadly it hasnt been getting as much attention as our blog.. =D =D haha.. so now those who visit our blog.. please drop by at her blog.. if u think our blog is cool(which i know most of you do) then u should go check hers.. its cool too! and tho it is not as happy as ours, it is still one happy blog.. haha.. anyway back to the point.. go and check out the blog http://mellie-wellie.blogspot.com/.. it is a very picturefull and wordfull blog but not as colorful as ours =D so dont be shy to take a look at her blog and leave a comment at her cbox.. once again.. thanks Melissa for promoting our blog and hope this is good enough for you.. haha..



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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Ken the acter cum singer

hey people.. other than stephen chow.. i also look like michelle branch! so i guess i can start my acter cum singer career anytime! so please dont hesitate to ask for my autograph when you see me!


SEPTEMBER29

this is the 2nd day of yitken blog..thx to every1 who visited out blog and have some fun.glad you guys enjoyed it.thats the whole purpose of this blog..A 1 stop gay(happy) place.

so lets get started...this morning we had a lot of great fun playing frisbee..here are some of the short clips before we start playing game.





shortly after our warm-up we played some game..have some fun..then yit wei and me try to learn to dive..and well..yit got himself injured..but nevertheless he got 1 nice dive catch.





alrite..thats is for me..hope you guys enjoy our blog as we will entertain you all...long live gay life..

Stephen chow look alike???


hmm..seems like i do look like him after all..guess i might as well start acting as my new career..
credits to mel.khoo for editing the photo for me..people who see me regularly, please make sure you have one of my autograph now before people start paying money to get one..invest for the future! =D

Friday, September 28, 2007

THANK YOU

Thank you all for supporting this blog!! u guys are so right.. this is gonna be one happy blog.. and with u lots supporting it we are sure it will be one of the best.. if u want to advertise your blog please feel free to contact us.. trust us.. your views will go up! once again thank you for the support.. couldnt have done it without u all! =D

1 unique blog

hey guys..this will be our kinda new blog which i think is the only blog which have 2 user..so i hope u guys enjoy it.....joy joy joy...

A good day

today is a good day for the world.. this is because the yitken blog has started.. joy to the world.. hope u enjoy reading this blog tho nothing much will be in here and this is just for the fun of it.. thats about it.. lol..